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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy said was "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned shook his head and said "No I don't"

Daisy replied 'If you don't get a comdom then we can't have sex, maybe they sell them at the front desk."

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the receptionist if they sold condoms.

"Yes we do Sir" the receptionist replied and pulled out a box from underneath the counter.and gave it to Donald.

"Would you like me to put them on your bill Sir?" the receptionist asked.

"Thit No!". Donald quacked, "I'll Thufocate!"

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