swissie Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Got an urgent call from my buddy in Thailand: " My Thai-GF is now definitely possessed by a demon or other evil spirit". I asked, "what makes you think that ?" = She constantly asks for money and if she doesen't ask for money, she wants to buy strange things like expensive handbags, watches, gold-necklaces etc and I have to pay for it. To me it was immediately clear, that yes, this is strictly abnormal behaviour for a Thai lady. To remedy this, we devised a masterplan: a) - We shall hire a certified Exorcist to free her of this Demon (that rarely has been identified before in Thailand.) - After the exorcisem-procedure has been successfully completed, we shall stick her in a Buddhist-Temple for 6 months, so she can be instilled with basic buddhist values again. Just values, that she grew up with and has lost along the way, while hitting the big-city. That should do it. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BookMan Posted September 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 23, 2012 I bet you were pissing yourself laughing as u wrote this eh swissie? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 You need Marley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about... But that humor has some holes in it (same as the cheese) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoslim Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I was once told thai's are brought up with only one value: money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I am a Certified Exorcist Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 I am a Certified Exorcist Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem send her back to patty , for re-training . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well? I guarantee she will be doing that if some members on here are exorcising her. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverSure Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) If she's really, really good looking I'll handle it. Send her to me for 3 months and I'll send her back completely healed and completly submissive. Edited September 23, 2012 by NeverSure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 Get her a job and tell her to buy her own sh1t - that'll dampen the spirit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacktrip Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 one of the things every decent exorcist needs is a good wand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 changing the wife might be cheaper than hiring an exorcist as the exoricist might be needed for years to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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