Celebrity Shower Massage?

[kenickie]

I saw this place on the "Charoen Prathet Road". It's on the west side of the river, between Navarat and Loi Khor bridges. I did not have the nerve to go in and ask what they are all about. Anybody know this place?

[daoyai]

dave2 !!! save us from the suspence, thanks.

[dave2]

re.

dave2 !!! save us from the suspence,

ok .... but its not open till november and it looks like an in town pandora / sayuri

for the chinese japanese to me and its on the right just before the entrance

to pornping tower , hotshots and bubbles

dave2

[Rancid]

By the sounds of it the OP is pretty keen, best he just rocks up when he is is more dire need of a celebrity shower and can detail his field report here later. I suggest he holds no punches, at worst only a temporary ban could ensue.

[anselpixel]

This sort of thing is already available half a block off Sirimangkalajarn.

Richy Club. 1300 baht, all in for 90 minutes. No tourists to speak of. Just look for the half-peeled banana across from the insect museum.

I'm told it's nicely done.

[eek]

wonder if Thaivisa forum can create an entire subforum for sexpats, rather than main forums.

[Tywais]

wonder if Thaivisa forum can create an entire subforum for sexpats, rather than main forums.

Probably most of Google hits would be to only that sub-forum and the rest of TV left high and dry.

[heybruce]

This sort of thing is already available half a block off Sirimangkalajarn.

Richy Club. 1300 baht, all in for 90 minutes. No tourists to speak of. Just look for the half-peeled banana across from the insect museum.

I'm told it's nicely done.

It must not have been too nice, it's been closed for at least a month.

Not sure why anyone would pay 1300 baht to have their banana peeled....oh, I get it, it's a euphemism!

[wellred]

Just to to one of the other massage joints and say you want extras. Bobs your uncle.

[anselpixel]

This sort of thing is already available half a block off Sirimangkalajarn.

Richy Club. 1300 baht, all in for 90 minutes. No tourists to speak of. Just look for the half-peeled banana across from the insect museum.

I'm told it's nicely done.

It must not have been too nice, it's been closed for at least a month.

Not sure why anyone would pay 1300 baht to have their banana peeled....oh, I get it, it's a euphemism!

Good to know.

As I said, my information was all hearsay.

I lived about two blocks away for six months, and many of the men in the neighborhood told me about it.

According to them, it was quite posh inside.

I'm not clear on the "sexpat" thing. Almost every massage place I've ever been in was mostly frequented by Thai men, and I deduced from the noises behind the curtains they weren't all enjoying traditional Thai massage.

Ths is a common part of the culture, and certainly not the province nor responsibility of a handful of tourists who happen to drop in. Especially not in Chiang Mai.

[DLock]

I went to that Celebrity Massage Place once.

My celebrity masseuse was Pauly Shore.

I'm never going back.

[Morakot]

What will they be celebrating in there?

[Beetlejuice]

They’re all glorified happy ending places at rip off prices.

There are a few of these establishments opened in Chiang Mai over the last couple of years, meant to be a substitute for the soapy massages. Some describe themselves as body-to-body massage.

These places are about extracting the most amount of money, in the shortest possible time for doing as little as possible.

The police have already closed three of these so-called massage parlours down after numerous complaints, which included one Danish guy being seriously assaulted and blinded in one eye.

My advice is; avoid or if you decide to venture into one of those joints, you do so at your own risk and discretion.

[bobl]

Just to to one of the other massage joints and say you want extras. Bobs your uncle.

I'm pretty certain I'm not.

[Loaded]

I went to that Celebrity Massage Place once.

My celebrity masseuse was Pauly Shore.

I'm never going back.

I've known a few that looked like Paulie Walnuts.

[TwoDogz]

Just to to one of the other massage joints and say you want extras. Bobs your uncle.

I'm pretty certain I'm not.

Bob might be your masseuse.

[CobraSnakeNecktie]

The heavy emphasis on mirrors at bed level is fascinating.

Oh wow look at that awesome wallpaper. I am SO turned on now.

[Payboy]

We served happiness! More like, we serve happy endings.

[PoodMaiDai]

I went to that Celebrity Massage Place once.

My celebrity masseuse was Pauly Shore.

I'm never going back.

That was me, bud-dy.