>> Mazda Miata is the cheapest way to impress girls here.

> Japanese porn star?

> New model just over 2 mil, used to be 1,999

Ah, MX-5! I wonder if I fit in the new model.. Price is very good, too.. I thought it would be way more in Thailand. And I saw it on Top Gear last week, they said the new one rocks as much as the first model.

How do they fare second hand, price wise?

Cheers,

Chanchao

ATM Card stapled to your forehead - guaranteed to work!!

internet connection works well

what KIND of babes does your machine tend to attract?

Never had my Harley attract a girl to me yet. When I meet girls in the malls they don't even know that I've got a bike because I don't dress like a biker. A few are actually surprised when they see the bike for the first time because they expected me to have a small 'nifty 150' or a step-thru.

Just simply being a farang is an attraction itself.

A big bike or a flashy car in Thailand isn't considered an extention of your penis.....it's an extention of your wallet.

Tape a thousand baht note on the passenger window of your Suzuki Caribbean. THAT'S a babe magnet.

Depends on what type of babe you want.

If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head.

Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs.

And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop.

And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense.

Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in.

gazza you are one cool cat.

I was never actually sad enough to do the babemagnet test.

I just searched quickly and posted it

I was never actually sad enough to do the babemagnet test.

I just searched quickly and posted it

Must you be SAD to do a babe-magnet test?

Babes makes a man feel younger, and Who doesnt want to be a babe magnet?

So that you need a stick to beat them away(figuratively)?

>>Here's a little quiz that you can take to help you get a feel for just how much if a babe magnet you are.

Tape a thousand baht note on the passenger window of your Suzuki Caribbean. THAT'S a babe magnet.

Sounds more like a negotiation

My bosses 54m yacht, the ultimate babe magnet

Benz.

Especially an oldtimer

PB

After I slid my Varadero down a hill in Kao Yai my mates let me borrow his 400cc Ducati Monster (Jap Importe) it had a straight through exhaust was noisty as hel_l and looked like shit.

Have to say nobody was attracted by it. It did set of car alarms and scare children though.

Some little somchai half inched the grips as well.

Right. I should have written, "any non-monstrous Ducati of 750 cc or more, especially the new retro 1000."

Benz.

Especially an oldtimer

Is that a 300D? Late '50s?

Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is

A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?".

As the baby gets older the push chair or riens mean that the lovely lady bends down and her two hands are occupied with the baby ,no longer with one holding the low topped blouse or t shirt . The view can be interesting ( usually straight to the floor ) and of course you are simply looking to see if the child is okay .

My wife sussed that one out in 2 minutes but she knows I am a harmless perv . ..

This captures her:

Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is

A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?".

Yes thats work 100%

Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is

A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?".

Yes thats work 100%

Any vehicle would work fine a long as your willing to register it in thier anme

A 30 trip sky train pass works for me.

Why couldn't i have been born rich instead of so ###### good looking.

Depends on what type of babe you want.

If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head.

Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs.

And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop.

And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense.

Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in.

Still my favorite

A 30 trip sky train pass works for me.

Why couldn't i have been born rich instead of so ###### good looking.

I think the word 'not' is spelt :### and you should not spell it ######

DOn't rate yourself too low, you may only be a sen mee in size, but some people like that.

Wish i could get it there.

Just get yourself a big wallet, it should be enough...you can even drive a hackney-coach, as long as it's filled up with money, you could even get yourself a "superstar"

Forget cars, stick to the Universal Magnet, with that all other magnets are possible,

A BMW (Be My Wife) of course. But it should be a motorcycle like mine. (Works for me, it will work for anyone)

A BMW (Be My Wife) of course. But it should be a motorcycle like mine. (Works for me, it will work for anyone)

How much you paid them to sit on that bike?

its funny but mythai friend claimed that the girls liked my jazz more than his benz, or pajero or his Civic or his bmw or the family accord. he claims that the girls think my car is cute.

I know they lie it, but not sure if it is a magnet.

Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots.

In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives?

What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away?

Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc.

Cheers!

Works for me

Other examples include the usual Honda Preludes and Evos, I see a far bit of crumpet getting out of those too

I think if you drive this little baby around it would be an instant chick magnet 55555555555

Edited February 15, 200917 yr by degilbo

Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots.

In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives?

What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away?

Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc.

Cheers!

Works for me

Other examples include the usual Honda Preludes and Evos, I see a far bit of crumpet getting out of those too

You can dog me if I can drive that. I will love you long time.

heh heh, no you don't. Not unless you can magically transport it from NW Europe to LOS in a flash mate

That baby comes across if I make my vast fortune and can afford the import fees