chanchao Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 >> Mazda Miata is the cheapest way to impress girls here. > Japanese porn star? > New model just over 2 mil, used to be 1,999 Ah, MX-5! I wonder if I fit in the new model.. Price is very good, too.. I thought it would be way more in Thailand. And I saw it on Top Gear last week, they said the new one rocks as much as the first model. How do they fare second hand, price wise? Cheers, Chanchao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mijan24 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 ATM Card stapled to your forehead - guaranteed to work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveDaBlues Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 internet connection works well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 what KIND of babes does your machine tend to attract? Never had my Harley attract a girl to me yet. When I meet girls in the malls they don't even know that I've got a bike because I don't dress like a biker. A few are actually surprised when they see the bike for the first time because they expected me to have a small 'nifty 150' or a step-thru. Just simply being a farang is an attraction itself. A big bike or a flashy car in Thailand isn't considered an extention of your penis.....it's an extention of your wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Tape a thousand baht note on the passenger window of your Suzuki Caribbean. THAT'S a babe magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedude Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Depends on what type of babe you want.If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head. Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs. And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop. And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense. Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in. gazza you are one cool cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mraitchison Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I was never actually sad enough to do the babemagnet test. I just searched quickly and posted it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nokia Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 I was never actually sad enough to do the babemagnet test.I just searched quickly and posted it Must you be SAD to do a babe-magnet test? Babes makes a man feel younger, and Who doesnt want to be a babe magnet? So that you need a stick to beat them away(figuratively)? >>Here's a little quiz that you can take to help you get a feel for just how much if a babe magnet you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveDaBlues Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Tape a thousand baht note on the passenger window of your Suzuki Caribbean. THAT'S a babe magnet. Sounds more like a negotiation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bung Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 My bosses 54m yacht, the ultimate babe magnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingDutchman Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Benz. Especially an oldtimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 PBAfter I slid my Varadero down a hill in Kao Yai my mates let me borrow his 400cc Ducati Monster (Jap Importe) it had a straight through exhaust was noisty as hel_l and looked like shit. Have to say nobody was attracted by it. It did set of car alarms and scare children though. Some little somchai half inched the grips as well. Right. I should have written, "any non-monstrous Ducati of 750 cc or more, especially the new retro 1000." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkscrew Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Benz. Especially an oldtimer Is that a 300D? Late '50s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcalsop Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?". As the baby gets older the push chair or riens mean that the lovely lady bends down and her two hands are occupied with the baby ,no longer with one holding the low topped blouse or t shirt . The view can be interesting ( usually straight to the floor ) and of course you are simply looking to see if the child is okay . My wife sussed that one out in 2 minutes but she knows I am a harmless perv . .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corkscrew Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 This captures her: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRose Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?". Yes thats work 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray23 Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Money works, the car is fine, a puppy is usfull...... the best is A baby .....in the front mounted carrier carried by DAD .. they cannot resist ...the best looking girls always come to talk and if the wife comes round the corner you have a perfect excuse , it never fails a true symbol of your verility right their, the chat up line especially with an attractive Thai /Farang baby is always " Do you want one ?". Yes thats work 100% Any vehicle would work fine a long as your willing to register it in thier anme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
English Noodles Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 A 30 trip sky train pass works for me. Why couldn't i have been born rich instead of so ###### good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Depends on what type of babe you want.If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head. Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs. And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop. And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense. Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in. Still my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveromagnino Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 A 30 trip sky train pass works for me. Why couldn't i have been born rich instead of so ###### good looking. I think the word 'not' is spelt :### and you should not spell it ###### DOn't rate yourself too low, you may only be a sen mee in size, but some people like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaicoon Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Wish i could get it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexth Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Just get yourself a big wallet, it should be enough...you can even drive a hackney-coach, as long as it's filled up with money, you could even get yourself a "superstar" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Forget cars, stick to the Universal Magnet, with that all other magnets are possible, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommyd827 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 A BMW (Be My Wife) of course. But it should be a motorcycle like mine. (Works for me, it will work for anyone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basjke Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 A BMW (Be My Wife) of course. But it should be a motorcycle like mine. (Works for me, it will work for anyone) How much you paid them to sit on that bike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflake Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 its funny but mythai friend claimed that the girls liked my jazz more than his benz, or pajero or his Civic or his bmw or the family accord. he claims that the girls think my car is cute. I know they lie it, but not sure if it is a magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots. In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives? What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc. Cheers! Works for me Other examples include the usual Honda Preludes and Evos, I see a far bit of crumpet getting out of those too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degilbo Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) I think if you drive this little baby around it would be an instant chick magnet 55555555555 Edited February 15, 2009 by degilbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyd Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots. In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives? What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc. Cheers! Works for me Other examples include the usual Honda Preludes and Evos, I see a far bit of crumpet getting out of those too You can dog me if I can drive that. I will love you long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 heh heh, no you don't. Not unless you can magically transport it from NW Europe to LOS in a flash mate That baby comes across if I make my vast fortune and can afford the import fees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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