stingray Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Girls overhere have mostly a short horizond about cars. They don't know about Corvettes, Range Rovers, "Rollers" or Lambos, etc. I'll say 60% of the Girls, especially the Students, want a damm Jazz, because they no nothing else (of course registered in their names). The other 40 % want a Pick Up (to take care their whole family in Isaan and because their "brothers" sey so). Both of the cars, (Jazz and picks) are easy to pawn or to sale when you are going home or maybe the "brother (which is most case the husband) will drive arround. Do you self a favour and buy what YUO like, not what the girls impress. Don't get involved with any Family members, thats the start of the end of the scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Girls overhere have mostly a short horizond about cars. They don't know about Corvettes, Range Rovers, "Rollers" or Lambos, etc. I'll say 60% of the Girls, especially the Students, want a damm Jazz, because they no nothing else (of course registered in their names). The other 40 % want a Pick Up (to take care their whole family in Isaan and because their "brothers" sey so). Both of the cars, (Jazz and picks) are easy to pawn or to sale when you are going home or maybe the "brother (which is most case the husband) will drive arround.Do you self a favour and buy what YUO like, not what the girls impress. Don't get involved with any Family members, thats the start of the end of the scenario. Wise words 'Troy Tempest' and spot on about Girlies car knowledge. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimsKnight Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 True, the only wise chicks to the motor scene are usually the car dolly's and those that rent / sell them at the dealership! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) A BMW (Be My Wife) of course. But it should be a motorcycle like mine. (Works for me, it will work for anyone) hOLY <deleted> Tommyd...thats some massive bike, what on hells earth does it weigh? Is that one of those things with reverse gear?? I reakon with you straddling that machine and just one 45kg thai sheila, you must be a tonne all up.....thats alot of bike in anymans language.....i'd hate to be skirting thru the bkk traffic on that what powers that mother? Edited February 18, 2009 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patklang Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Are you seriously suggesting that you need a car to get a girl friend here in LOS??? Nope, you dont, unless you intend to be a babe magnet. The feminine species do not enjoy walking long distances, esp in LOS, where it's almost a sin to walk in the sun without any sort of protection. In addition, they dont like waiting too long for taxis either. Hey,it's warm in LOS and it's not COOL to perspire. Strange uh??? So as a gentleman, wouldnt you mind helping the damsel in distress? The TRIBE has SPOKEN, you need plenty of CASH,or a Benz/BMW; or a puppy to attract the younger chicks. And make sure your cash is unlimited, otherwise what are you gonna do when it's finished? btw, it's not safe to go around walking & flashing a full wallet with thousands of baht. Neither is it tactical wearing a A4 enlarged-copy of your bank passbook. WOW you are very knowledgeable,very good of you to mention all these things,as i didnt know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patklang Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 To pull a bird you need sexy legs,you can get anywhere on them and the ladies love to stroke mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My little baby the missus loves it says it's a better ride than me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patklang Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My little baby the missus loves it says it's a better ride than me! much better than your chipalata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterman21 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots. In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives? What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc. Cheers! A baht mobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My little baby the missus loves it says it's a better ride than me! Whats the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine? With the Volvo the prick is on the inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 My little baby the missus loves it says it's a better ride than me! Whats the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine? With the Volvo the prick is on the inside! I thought Volo drivers were normally labeled as old farts. Pricks I would associate with something more up market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 It would be a safe prick though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiebebe Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives? What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? IMHO Thai's have a supernatural fascination with new things - LOS is one of the few countries I've visited with the negative concept of a 'second-hand house'. All Thai's seem to have a 'Top Trumps' mentality to cars which could be summarised in a list - 1 being the best 1. European cars, new, 2. Any car, new 3. European cars 4. Saloon cars 5. Pickups. despite this, any car is always better than no car and, if you ask, your car is always 'the best'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulfromphuket Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 this works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingray Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I din't had any problem with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamCave Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Depends on what type of babe you want.If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head. Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs. And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop. And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense. Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in. I live near a university, and drive by a few others every day, and drive a fortunner, WOOW the response from the girls now is nice. guess it is the hard times from the economy they looking for the supprt they could get from a farang not only the vehicle , the vehicle means u have the money to help them for certain benfits,,any else see this Or get a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiksilva Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Big cars, lots and lots of seats, enough for you to take the whole family around in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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