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Treatment For Botched Penis Enlargement: Bangkok


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Thankfully some of us don't need this treatment whistling.gif

The Dr Stated ... Women would be pleased with the larger size penis was a misunderstanding..Yes he is correct the Dr should have gone on to say the size of Your Wallet is the only thing that pleases 99% of women.Signed John Holmes tongue.png

I'm a 1%'er all over I guess wink.png

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On TV news this morning I heard they use olive oil for the injections; in Thailand I'm surprised they are not using soy sauce.

That would be 'extra virgin' olive oil I assume.

or pick nam pla...

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Thankfully some of us don't need this treatment whistling.gif

When I was in the Navy I was excused wearing shorts. biggrin.png

BLUFFF!

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Thankfully some of us don't need this treatment whistling.gif

When I was in the Navy I was excused wearing shorts. biggrin.png

BLUFFF!

You know what the Navy's like - all boys together! wink.png

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I don't get all this penis enlargement stuff.

At 48 and 4 kids and 2 marriages down the track all I can say is that it's never been laughed at, never frightened anyone, but done its job admirably.

Lead me into loads and loads of trouble. That's what it's really for, isn't it?

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Actually my appendage was so big that I had to go to the Mayo Clinic for a penile size reduction procedure. This procedure, I have found works worldwide. First the nurse must have certain feminine attributes to assure that the member in question is in its largest condition (swollen). Then the nurse inserts the member in question into a special container that she herself provides.

Then, by the application of certain secret Tantric medical manipulations, the oversized member will reach a moment of criticality, and quite quickly the member is reduced in size.

Be warned, however that this is a temporary cure only, because if the nurse does not vacate the operation room immediately, the appendage may fall into relapse and grow in size again ... and depending on the nurse's skills, it could become bigger than before.

Thrust me, I'm a doctor (of Divinity).

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Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean baby. But seriously - why not just buy a sports car? That is the age old penis substitute!

Sports cars are too expensive cheesy.gif If you are that frustrated about your penis, why not buy a gigantic dildo/vibrator?!? Just to make her happy giggle.gif

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Haaaaaaaaaa, it not the size of it, its the bum that drives it ! Big business ,i presume in thailand . Most thai girls ive spoken to, and thats a few, have told me....................... well better not go there it ain't fair .

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I don't believe in the shots anymore.

Now I just hang a really heavy weight around my dong.

Works well.

Only downside is that my penis is now as thin and long as a shish kabob.

Fortunately it hasn't stop me from skewering

One more downside is that receiving oral can be dangerous :)

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Thankfully some of us don't need this treatment whistling.gif

Thankfully some of us have our brains where they belong with full understanding we don't need the treatment. Injections then amputation? What would possess these people in the first place to take that risk? bah.gif

I'm guessing you've never seen the size of a Thai guys penis?

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Most generously endowed men will tell you that they didn't have any toys when they were young, or that their mothers used an unusual way to lift them out of their cots.

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Unfortunately, Viagra doesn't seem to work on them. When they take it, they only become 3 inches taller

Viagra can make me taller?! Woo-woo! Where do I sign up I am tired of this thing dragging on the ground. cheesy.gif

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Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean baby. But seriously - why not just buy a sports car? That is the age old penis substitute!

...says the envious young poor boy tongue.png

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Unfortunately, Viagra doesn't seem to work on them. When they take it, they only become 3 inches taller

Viagra can make me taller?! Woo-woo! Where do I sign up I am tired of this thing dragging on the ground. cheesy.gif

that's not exactly healthy for your balls whistling.gif

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Thankfully some of us don't need this treatment whistling.gif

Thankfully some of us have our brains where they belong with full understanding we don't need the treatment. Injections then amputation? What would possess these people in the first place to take that risk? bah.gif

I'm guessing you've never seen the size of a Thai guys penis?

And l thought you were straight. giggle.gif

No probs, just will look at your posts in a different light from now on. BIG KISS. w00t.gif

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Shame they can't get their brains enlarged.

With a penis enlargement you do have a certain amount of the original organ to work with.

with a brain enlargement that's not always the case !!

As proven every time I read TV. Anyway giving penis injections is always going to be better than

receiving

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I think this could be a hot topic today!!!

It is alarming that 18 year olds are undergoing this kind of treatment. When oh when will men realise that 'it aint what you got, it's how you use it ' !!

If these procedures are causing such high rates of complications (30-40 a month is a huge number), the offending clinics should be closed down and the procedures made illegal, as they clearly don't work.

If you would be born Asian you would think a little more that size matters :-)

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