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Is Any Of You Blokes Every Got Involved With A Tranny?


LondonPete

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So anyways, I'm kind of feeling a bit peeved coz I ain't having no luck with local girls.

So I goes down to this bar in Nana Plaza and it's like well wicked. Know what I mean?

All them birds who works there is like well tall and well good looking. Innit.

Funny thing is, they serve champagne but it tastes just like coca cola. Know what I mean?

Then I met Lola. Wow. She done my head in. Innit. What a bird.

What I can't understand, though, is why she walks like a woman but talks like a man. Know what I mean?

Now I ain't the world's most passionate man, but I'm a man and I'm a man. And I'm starting to think that Lola is, too. Know what I mean?

Got any advice?

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If you "start thinking"... just means you have not have enough drinks... for a London bloke... Know what I mean?

And my advice... if you wanna know... take her to your room and find out what surprise might be waiting for you... Know what I mean?

Definitely worthy of Farang Pub... Mod's know what I mean tongue.png

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I think that the large number of transvestites/ladyboys in Pattaya are because of purely innocent reasons such as: 1) meditation at local temples, 2) pristine sea water to bathe in and #3 to observe the finer points of western culture exhibited by foreign visitors.

But I seriously doubt any transgendered are here for, ahem, play for pay because real men don't bat for the other team... or something like that :) :)

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I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola whistling.gif

Feeling Kinksy?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

Is Endure the only other one that got the Kinksy connection?

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Sweet Pete man on his feet not quite sure if its choice meat,innit.

Hangin round the bars and livin it up, yay

Are you straight or simply gay,wicked

Why not have a grab see what it brings.

If it dont swings may be its kaching kaching.

1000 baht for a nicey nicey

Best watch out for the spicey spicey,

Gives you the ring sting,innit bling bling

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Hey LondonPete, get a grip.....if you're in Nana Plaza, it's just like Disneyland......only the rides are better.

Drink beer and be a man, stay away from those girly drinks and if you go for the grope and get a bunch of grapes, so what!

Living life is about having fun and not hurting anyone else on your journey......that's my advice.

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I think that should be cherry rather than coca cola whistling.gif

Feeling Kinksy?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world

Is Endure the only other one that got the Kinksy connection?

it really was way to obvious to pay lip service to

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I said a thrill's a thrill.

Down to get up -

Yeah, up to get down.

Oh, I will try anything

If it makes my head go round.

Leather whips

And fingertips

I know a boy who is growing tits.

A thrill's a thrill

A thrill's a thrill

Even in paradise

(Thanks to Long John Baldry)

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