If We're Going To Have A Bashing Thread......let's Have A Top 10

[theblether]

If We're Going To have A Bashing Thread......Let's Have A Top 10.

Well I was going to make it a Top 10 but once I started it I realized there were far too many good bashing targets........

So, just in the interest of fairness you see, so that way no one can say they feel left out. So I'll go first so you can get a double dunt at it....you get to bash anyone you like and you can bash theblether at the same time, so.......in reverse order......

The Top 10 Bashing Thread........

12.. Canadians.................

12.= Scandinavians...........A tie for twelfth place cos I don't know what to say about either of them. That in itself is bashing.

10. Chinese....................The silent contenders, move in swarms of self determined domination, they are an up and coming force. Beware of Chinese tour buses.

9. Indians......................Remarkably tight and lacking in self awareness, can use superior language skills to tie gullible farangs in knots.

8. Thaivisa Scottish contingent........should be bashed a lot more but beware of cutting put downs and general harassment by SC in particular.

7. Teachers..................Any nationality, merely the mention of their name draws ire.

6. Japanese.................The cause of hyper inflation in the entertainment industry, Known by Thai ladies as "All the 3's", 3 inches, 3 minutes, 3000 baht.

5. Backpackers............That disgraceful breed of young people enjoying life and having sex for free. How dare they.

4. Russians..................Those sour faced, aggressive ex-communists that either flash cash in vast quantities or don't spend a penny. Accompanied by mafia type stories and play the role of the nightmare "Red Under The Bed" to perfection. Scary.

3. Australians...............The whole point of Australia is to bash Poms, It's the life blood of the nation. Slipping off the radar due to shocking results at the Olympics and The Ashes.

2. Americans................Used to be a good bashing target but they have turned against each other, just mention politics or gun control and away they go, bashing each other. We'll soon be having threads on the best Democrat friendly Pizzas in Pattaya.

1. Brits..........................The tattooed violent yobs from hell, the boorish intimidator's that ooze danger from every pore and strut about with weird accents, spending half their lives reminding people how the little Island of Britain made the modern World. Annoyingly for many, they're right.

Naturally the Thais are excused from this list as they are perfect in every way.............as we all know.

So now you have your very own bashing thread where you can bash everyone till your hearts content. Carry on

[cdnvic]

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