My Wifes Itchy Bum Indicates Rain And Other Psychic Abilities...

[krisb]

Seriously, her bum cheeks gets itchy a day before rain and its accurate! I used to think "what are you on about"?, but these days I just accept it as its gonna rain and its her bum thats forecast it! In the village her family and friends actually use it to decide going to work or not. I dont understand it, but its true and no, its not a case of not being clean or worm problem, its like a special gift she has, present from Buddha!

Another one not only myself has noticed, also a friend of mine that also has a Thai wife, is Thai girls seem to be psychic. Not in the sense of picking lotto numbers, but the sense being in tune with what people around them are thinking and doing. Shes always predicting things about myself and others a bit to well at times. My wifes not the only one to do this, my mate says his wifes also really good with what seems to be similar to psychic ability.

So what is it?...the mystic east perhaps?...Is it just us imagining this?

Anyone else out there notice anything similar?

[chris1dna]

Hard to believe no one has made a crack at this yet.

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[canuckamuck]

So you are saying she is a smart ass, or she has a smart ass, or both?

[Songhua]

Be thankful she doesn't have crystal balls.

My wife's left eye (the one on her face) twitches when we're coming into money ... but she's never been right yet.

[stoneyboy]

I have a similar problem only it's the palm of my hand that itches and it indicates that I will be having to shell out more money again,to think of it it's starting to become all to common.

Edited January 30, 2013 by stoneyboy

[draftvader]

Can't be too sure. Can we have a picture of your wife's bum so we can make our own minds up?

[jocko]

Seriously, her bum cheeks gets itchy a day before rain and its accurate! I used to think "what are you on about"?, but these days I just accept it as its gonna rain and its her bum thats forecast it! In the village her family and friends actually use it to decide going to work or not. I dont understand it, but its true and no, its not a case of not being clean or worm problem, its like a special gift she has, present from Buddha!

Another one not only myself has noticed, also a friend of mine that also has a Thai wife, is Thai girls seem to be psychic. Not in the sense of picking lotto numbers, but the sense being in tune with what people around them are thinking and doing. Shes always predicting things about myself and others a bit to well at times. My wifes not the only one to do this, my mate says his wifes also really good with what seems to be similar to psychic ability.

So what is it?...the mystic east perhaps?...Is it just us imagining this?

Anyone else out there notice anything similar?

Lucky she doesn't live in the UK she would have a terrible life her bum would be red raw.

[steve down under]

Hard to believe no one has made a crack at this yet.

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[thenervoussurgeon]

I always know when My bum itches that the weather is getting very hot ,does that mean i am psychic?

[Morakot]

What next lotto numbers?

[Payboy]

My Wifes Itchy Bum Indicates Rain

Surely there's money to be made here. Do you realize she could be sitting on a gold mine?

[h90]

I have several damages in joints, and I felt weather changes in one knee in Europe (but not in Thailand).

My mother also get some problems, like headache or blood pressure issues on weather changes.

But I must note where we come from the weather changes can be extreme in air pressure and temperature, as it is close to mountains.

So why not someone can feel lesser changes....nothing to do with magic, just air pressure, moisture, electric things maybe....

[enyaw]

If I was you I would be looking a bit more closely at your wifes amazing bum!

It could be able to also predict futures in the stock market or football results, say, just think?

Edited January 31, 2013 by enyaw

[arthurwait]

I have the opposite after too much spicey food. I can't predict if it will be a wet one or not.

Anyway it's not that much of a talent, most people just stick their finger in it,

the wind that is.

[cooked]

I feel a little out of sorts when it is going to rain, I didn't get this in Europe. So instead of thinking that I am about to die, I predict rain. My wife no longer scoffs. After my magic pendulum demonstration to find a lost locket I think I may have a reputation in the village.

[Bagwan]

It is commonly accepted that animals have far greater sensitivity than humans. Family pets know when the master is coming home far sooner than members of the family. Eminent neurologists state that we use about 5% of our mental powers. It follows that the ability to forecast rain or other events is not in itself that unusual , but by means of ones rear end? Are you saying in a roundabout way that your wife has got her head stuck up her ass?

[onionluke]

You should give your wife's bum a sweety to chew for being so helpful .

[jocko]

I have the opposite after too much spicey food. I can't predict if it will be a wet one or not.

Anyway it's not that much of a talent, most people just stick their finger in it,

the wind that is.

When I fart in bed I know there is a big Thai storm coming my way

[lujanit]

Superstitious claptrap, same all over Asia

Edited January 31, 2013 by lujanit

[CrazyKid]

My EX-Wife had itchy palms, does that count?

[Payboy]

My EX-Wife had itchy palms, does that count?

Counts to 10, I think.

[Thaddeus]

I once thought my willy was psychic, turned out to be a phallusie.

[GarryP]

Perhaps, it is fungal in origin. With the increase of moisture in the air prior to rain, the mushrooms in the bum could be getting excited.

[cooked]

Superstitious claptrap, same all over Asia

Isn't.

[lukey1979]

Sounds like your wife might have Worms.

[Litlos]

Could be ants in her pants. In NW Aust I was shown that when the termites did renovations on their mounds all at the same time it would rain 3 weeks later. Accurate every time. How they knew 3 weeks in advance got me, the weather bureau with all their high tech stuff is lucky to be accurate for the next 24 hours.

Cheers

[krisb]

Hey I dont understand either. Looks same as any other to me but seriously Im not joking.

Here, take a look at my favorite barometer...Looks like the rest of em.

Edited January 31, 2013 by krisb

[h90]

Could be ants in her pants. In NW Aust I was shown that when the termites did renovations on their mounds all at the same time it would rain 3 weeks later. Accurate every time. How they knew 3 weeks in advance got me, the weather bureau with all their high tech stuff is lucky to be accurate for the next 24 hours.

Cheers

My wife told that when the ants go a lot upstairs it indicates floods are coming. I think more that they can feel that heavy rain will come and of course floods come in times with heavy rains. I guess opening the dam upcountry in the dry season will catch the ants wet.

That ants may bite the wife, cause itching.....

[h90]

Hey I dont understand either. Looks same as any other to me but seriously Im not joking.

Here, take a look at my favorite barometer...Looks like the rest of em.

It looks like sunshine for the next 3 days.

[HeijoshinCool]

Hope she doesn't bake from scratch.