Popular Post warfie Posted February 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2013 Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig." *Replace "O'Reilly" with any name you like... I can certainly think of quite a few... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) 5555555555 I can think of a lot of politicians and other "respectables" who would fit nicely Edited February 4, 2013 by MJCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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