redrus Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Amazing Home Remedies (original auther not known) 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 A corker from redrus! The bedpan bit really made me chuckle!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 WD40 and Duct Tape for me..... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishoak Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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