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Freddie from Surin was fed up with his wife, so he decided to do away with her. He called up his mate Artie, agreed to do the job for 10,000 baht. Freddie was a bit skint so he told his mate he would give him 10baht to seal the contract, and the rest when his wifes insurance was paid.

Artie hides out in Big C toilet, till he see's Freddies wife coming. He strangles her, but just as he was clearing up a maid comes in and starts screaming. He strangles her as well. The whole thing was caught on video though, and the police came and arrested the murderer.

Next day the headlines read

Artie chokes two for 10 baht in BigC.

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<groan>

A bit early for Wednesday isn't it Lampy? :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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Bed for me now.............big match tonight

Ditto.... but I'm not talking about football... :o

:D

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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