I love thai promotions.

clerk: you get free bag

me: but i dont want a free bag

clerk: but, promotion

me: but i dont want a free bag

clerk: but free

me: i understand that, but i am having the fridge delivered, and i dont want to spend the day carrying a crap bag i neither need nor want.

clerk: ok

fridge gets delivered and the bag is inside

me: do you want this bag

maid: mai aw.

so i throw the bag into the bin, and the next day its back in the house.

me: why is the bag back, i threw it away?

maid: is good bag. cannot throw.

me: if it is a good bag do you want it?

maid: mai aw.

i still have the damn bag.

it is purple. and it has a small tear.

So you selling the fridge now and offering the purple bag with a tear as promotion?

It's a women bag thing, common around the world.

Anymore funny stories?

quote - "it is purple. and it has a small tear."

And it smells a little bit like garbage.

Thanks for the laugh, candypants. I did get a chuckle. I have several of those useless bags and even though I deliver my dirty clothes to the laundry in them... I keep getting them back... after cleaning.

How much do you want for it?

I hate it when my maid doesn't want my garbage.

addendum:

she left that day with the emporium bag it came in,