Kindergarten

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It was lunch time at the kindergarten, and the teacher was asking the children what they had done in the morning.

"Well, Miss," said Timmy,"I played in the sand pit with Sarah."

"That's nice, Timmy," said the teacher. "If you can spell 'sand' you can have some ice cream."

"S-A-N-D!"

"Well done, Timmy. You can have some ice cream. Now, Sarah, what did you do?"

"I played in the sand pit with Timmy, Miss."

"That's nice. If you can spell 'pit' you can have some ice cream."

"P-I-T!"

"Well done, Sarah. You can have some ice cream. Now, Ali, what did you do?"

"I wanted to play in the sand pit with Timmy and Sarah. But they called me a dirty Paki and wouldn't let me."

"Oh dear, Ali! That sounds like racial prejudice to me! If you can spell racial prejudice................."