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A blonde Ozzie bird and her Red-head Pommie mate were walking down the road in Sydney, when the Red-head spots her boyfriend buying her flowers.

" <deleted>" she says.

" What's wrong with that?" said the blonde. " Don't you like him buying you flowers?"

" He always expects something back when he does that, and just now I don't feel like spending three days on my back with my legs in the air"

" Why?" said the blonde " Havn't you got a vase?"

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