Unhappy Wife

[boogie]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm moving to London" comes the reply " I heard prostitutes there get paid £200 for doing what I do for you for free"

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

"Where are you going?", she asks.

"I'm coming with you!" he says "I cant wait to see how you live on £400 a year ! "