My Wife Left Me...

[gcw16]

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut

back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker

maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other

day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and

saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up

anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "hel_l, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back