You Know When You're Ready To Go To Pattaya When.....

[champers]

I'm in the UK and I'm flying off to Thailand tonight and will be in Pattaya next Saturday. Last night I had a dream; now I often have dreams but don't often remember them, but I woke up remembering this one quite vividly. Was I dreaming of Ana Ivavnovic asking me to wax her bikini line? Nope. Was I dreaming of Penelope Cruz asking me to rub her back? Nope again. I was dreaming of ironing my trousers and I was really put out because instead of just one crease in my strides I had three. When do other members know it's time to go to Pattaya. What are the tell-tale signs? If anyone can interpret my dream...... please keep it to yourself.

[yoslim]

I'm waiting on the day my dreams will tell me to get out of Pattaya, sadly hasen't happened yet

[Briggsy]

.........you have sufficient cash and have not had sex for a fair while, I suppose.

[Gone]

Strange post

[Carib]

When do other members know it's time to go to Pattaya? Must be when nutters like you have left

[Briggsy]

OP seems to have wandered over from somewhere like P*t*y*A*d*c*s forum. Regulars here on TV immediately round on the imposter, like soldier ants spotting an ant from a neighbouring colony coming near their nest.

Go get 'im, ants guys.

[schondie]

I know it's time to go to Pattaya when I find out that Hell is full.

Unlike many others, I just can't stand the place.

[rwftaylor]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

1. Whenever you close your eyes you see the girls
   on the runway at Baby-A-Go-Go 1..2..3...
2. You realize it’s only Monday and the weekend is
   four days away!
3. You dream of the barbequed sticky rice you can
   only find around Post Office Road!
4. You know all the girls on Beach Road who wave to
   you from across the street!
5. The 50 year old German topless ladies wearing
   thongs on Jomtien Beach are starting to look good!
6. You wake up in the morning and you are alone in
   bed!
7. The only music you like is Lam Morrison at the
   Blues Cafe on Walking Street!
8. You want another lesson in speaking Russian!
9. You buy a Harley and can’t decide whether to join the Jesters, Banditos, Hells Angels, Mai Pen Rai MC, Nomads or one of the 50 other motorcycle clubs there!
10. You need to buy some good Indian Viagara!

[pattayadingo]

You know it's time to go to Pattaya when you keep walking on 3 legs and not 2

[lemoncake]

You know it's time to go to Pattaya when you keep walking on 3 legs and not 2

Or when you do not recall the last time you had sexual intercourse with another party, not just yourself

[Gerald14]

There is NEVER a good time to go to Pattaya the best time is when you realize it is best to get out from the place as quickly as possible

[norrona]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

1, you are fluent in Russian!!!

2, you have got your 3 friends mustafa, achmed and mohammed and you all want to share that 1 ladyboy for the same price....and mohammed is paying!

3, you have sold your house in farang land and paid the now divorced wife off.....only to turn up here and let some trash mouthed peasant take control of all your finances, bought her a bar and can now only go out when she lets you or if she is with you....

[toenail]

u know when it is time to go to Pattaya when u haven't been called a "sexy man" for YEARS in your hometown but look upon as if u are carrying the plague and u are asked if you have a senior citizen card for discounts at a restaurant.

[Dap]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

1. Whenever you close your eyes you see the girls

   on the runway at Baby-A-Go-Go 1..2..3...

2. You realize it’s only Monday and the weekend is

   four days away!

3. You dream of the barbequed sticky rice you can

   only find around Post Office Road!

4. You know all the girls on Beach Road who wave to

   you from across the street!

5. The 50 year old German topless ladies wearing

   thongs on Jomtien Beach are starting to look good!

6. You wake up in the morning and you are alone in

   bed!

7. The only music you like is Lam Morrison at the

   Blues Cafe on Walking Street!

8. You want another lesson in speaking Russian!
9. You buy a Harley and can’t decide whether to join the Jesters, Banditos, Hells Angels, Mai Pen Rai MC, Nomads or one of the 50 other motorcycle clubs there!
10. You need to buy some good Indian Viagara!

Well done mate!

[surangw]

When you start wearing trousers with 3 creases and you don't seek professional help ( shrink)

[bigbamboo]

When no one else will have you.

[Devlin]

You know you are ready to go to Pattaya when...

1, you are fluent in Russian!!!

2, you have got your 3 friends mustafa, achmed and mohammed and you all want to share that 1 ladyboy for the same price....and mohammed is paying!

3, you have sold your house in farang land and paid the now divorced wife off.....only to turn up here and let some trash mouthed peasant take control of all your finances, bought her a bar and can now only go out when she lets you or if she is with you....

[bangkokpoppys]

time to go to Patts......when surfing TV late at night - every night - seems completely normal!

time for a new hobby...!

[Joe Mamma]

I knew a feller that used to go to the glass encased stage of girls. And he would write down all the #s on an index card and throw the lot into his hat and pick the lucky #. Had the girls amused by his numbers game.

[mickyboy]

I know it's time to go to Pattaya when I find out that Hell is full.

Unlike many others, I just can't stand the place.

you are not alone yes 3 hours in walking stret to see it for yourself as a tourist then go and never return to that place as with bangla road just a piss heads dream full of trouble im a koh chang man myself peace and quite like thailand used to be 10 years ago

[LennyW]

I know it's time to go to Pattaya when I find out that Hell is full.

Unlike many others, I just can't stand the place.

you are not alone yes 3 hours in walking stret to see it for yourself as a tourist then go and never return to that place as with bangla road just a piss heads dream full of trouble im a koh chang man myself peace and quite like thailand used to be 10 years ago

Yeah, 3 hours in Pattaya makes you an expert on all Pattaya has to offer - NOT!!

[IrishIvan]

When you get divorced

[krisb]

Strange post

Nah, the guys just excited about his trip that's all. Who doesn't look forward to a holiday?

[IrishIvan]

I get excited when I go to Pattaya. Gotto love walking st!!

[PattayaPhom]

When you want a good time to either relax or party. Pattaya has it all

[belg]

just look at the number of posts...

some TV member got bored and made new account and started to trollllllllllllll

[jambco984]

When the Mods close this thread for replies breaking forum rules.

That is when you should head to Pattaya.

[balo]

You know when you're ready to go to Pattaya when :

One morning you wake up in farangland and take a look at yourself in the mirror , you see wrinkles all over your body and you are bald and so fat that you cant move.

You want to be called a handsome man so you buy a one way ticket to Pattaya.

[DRONGOH]

Strange post

It is. And so was the Boers' war.

[somtampet]

I know when i am ready to go back to my home(pattaya) is when i have been in England for a few days(soon) ands i yearn for the good weather,miss my gf,stepson and cats,fed up of queuing for a pint of smoothflow,lack of attention by staff working in shops,see grumpy people all over the place,non english everywhere,expensive taxi rides by muslim taxi drivers,soaking wet and cold most days,massive traffic jams, u get the picture.