Grumpy Old Mens Forum

[AbeSurd]

I'm too grumpy for my shirt, too grumpy for my shirt ... yeah, yeah, yeah!

And I'm too grumpy for Milan,too grumpy for Milan,New York and Japan!

I'm too grumpy for my tie, too grumpy for Chiang-Mai ... yeah yeah yeah.

[kevvy]

what about your power weegee grumpy that day too.

[kevvy]

drove into a pot hole (how many are there in thailand ) and no bullsh*t it was that big people were living in it. dont you just get sick of potholes....

[Rsquared]

drove into a pot hole (how many are there in thailand ) and no bullsh*t it was that big people were living in it. dont you just get sick of potholes....

Sorry not Thai related....but Kevvy you reminded me of the time I was in South Africa....they actually have permanent road signs warning of potholes.

Think about it.

Cheers.

[DavidMavec]

Apologies if this has already been said, but doesn't all of Thaivisa qualify as the proposed forum?

[kevvy]

i am grumpy thinking about when i will be grumpy again ... mmmm make a song ....".i said it then i say it now i will be grumpy again yeah yeah yeah"

[FDog]

Woke this morning and was really happy that I was alive.

But soon turned to grumpy because I had to get out of bed.

What is the world coming to.

[kevvy]

Woke this morning and was really happy that I was alive.

But soon turned to grumpy because I had to get out of bed.

What is the world coming to.

ahhh old age isnt it wonderful... FDog

[pattayadingo]

Add to all the above, the aches and pains of getting old. Arthritis, back pain and the rest.

Having to take 'something' to get a hard on.

Unable to drink as many beers as before and still hump all night long.

Watching the receded hairline recede even more.

The list goes on and on

[VocalNeal]

Some TV posters are feeling the pinch in relation to a recent forum thread and have therefore raised their grumpy level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, grumpy levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

These TV members have not been "A Bit Cross" since 7/11 started not selling beer between 2pm and 5pm.

Local scooter riders have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time there was a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 2008, when threatened by drunken Russian tourists on Walking Street.

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[David48]

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Alternatives not acceptable?

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[smokie36]

He is a connoisseur David.

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Alternatives not acceptable?

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Nooooo, unless l can put up with a headache. ....................

[smokie36]

Leo would be my fall back plan.

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Leo would be my fall back plan.

[overherebc]

Grumpy eh, you want grumpy do you?

I'll give you $^()*&^%T grumpy.

I'm now having stomach reaction to all beer ( serious ) and I'm only allowed to drink single malt.

[smokie36]

Leo would be my fall back plan.

I am happy to sink into the gutter if needs be.

Google Zuma Bangkok transam.....I had supper there last night.

In fact all the grumpy old mwn go off for a google....and feel free to flame me on your return.

Anything to keep your blood pressures at peak levels.

[kevvy]

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you still owe me a beer trans i get grumpy about thinking of that

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you still owe me a beer trans i get grumpy about thinking of that

, yeh l know, BUT, it is here chum.

[Old Croc]

It seems to be the same couple of posters doing all the whinging and moaning here! I'm sick and tired of reading it.

Do I qualify?

[kevvy]

It seems to be the same couple of posters doing all the whinging and moaning here! I'm sick and tired of reading it.

Do I qualify?

well dont read it easy

[trainman34014]

Something to make all grumpy's laugh....and if you don't laugh then you are either Irish or you really are a grumpy old git.......

Paddy gets a letter from his Mum.......

Dear Son

Just a few lines to let you know i'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because i know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your Dad read in a newspaper that most accidents happen within 10 miles of home, so we moved 20 miles away. I won't be able to send you the address because the last people who lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice; it even has a washing machine but i don't know if it works well because i put in a load last week and pulled the chain and i haven't seen it since.

Your Fathers got a really good job now with 500 men under him, he's cutting the grass at a cemetery. Your Sister Mary had a Baby this morning but i haven't found out if it's a boy or a girl so i don't know if your an Auntie or an Uncle. Your Brother Tom has joined the army. He hasn't been there long but they've already made him a Court Marshall. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin Distillery. His workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him later and it took three days to put the fire out.

I'm sorry to say your idiot Cousin Seamus was arrested on his bicycle last month and they've charged him with dope peddling.

I went to the Hospital last week and Dad came with me. The Doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten minutes. Your Father offered to buy it from him.

The weather isn't bad here, it only rained twice last week, once for three days and another time for four days. It was so windy one day that one of our Chickens laid the same egg four times.

We had a letter from the Undertaker. He said if the last instalment on your Grandmothers plot wasn't paid in seven days; up she comes.

About that coat you wanted me to send you; Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the post with those large buttons on it, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

John locked himself out of the car yesterday and we were really worried because it took him three hours to get me and your Father out. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick up truck. Ralph was driving and he wound down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends drowned because they were in the back of the truck and couldn't get the tailgate down.

There's no more news because nothing much has happened.....your loving Mum.

PS....I was going to send you some money but i had already sealed the envelope.

[kevvy]

croc you are a grumpy too welcome to the club

[pattayadingo]

It seems to be the same couple of posters doing all the whinging and moaning here! I'm sick and tired of reading it.

Do I qualify?

You cannot call that a moan <deleted>!

Don't you just hate those who whimper under their breath about something. Jeez you will never make a Victor Meldrew in a million years!! Now get out (not of Thailand) until you are grouchy and miserable enough to post in this OP.

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[kevvy]

Something to make all grumpy's laugh....and if you don't laugh then you are either Irish or you really are a grumpy old git.......

Paddy gets a letter from his Mum.......

Dear Son

Just a few lines to let you know i'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because i know you can't read fast. We are all doing very well. You won't recognise the house when you get home - because we have moved. Your Dad read in a newspaper that most accidents happen within 10 miles of home, so we moved 20 miles away. I won't be able to send you the address because the last people who lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice; it even has a washing machine but i don't know if it works well because i put in a load last week and pulled the chain and i haven't seen it since.

Your Fathers got a really good job now with 500 men under him, he's cutting the grass at a cemetery. Your Sister Mary had a Baby this morning but i haven't found out if it's a boy or a girl so i don't know if your an Auntie or an Uncle. Your Brother Tom has joined the army. He hasn't been there long but they've already made him a Court Marshall. Your Uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin Distillery. His workmates tried to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated him later and it took three days to put the fire out.

I'm sorry to say your idiot Cousin Seamus was arrested on his bicycle last month and they've charged him with dope peddling.

I went to the Hospital last week and Dad came with me. The Doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten minutes. Your Father offered to buy it from him.

The weather isn't bad here, it only rained twice last week, once for three days and another time for four days. It was so windy one day that one of our Chickens laid the same egg four times.

We had a letter from the Undertaker. He said if the last instalment on your Grandmothers plot wasn't paid in seven days; up she comes.

About that coat you wanted me to send you; Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the post with those large buttons on it, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

John locked himself out of the car yesterday and we were really worried because it took him three hours to get me and your Father out. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick up truck. Ralph was driving and he wound down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends drowned because they were in the back of the truck and couldn't get the tailgate down.

There's no more news because nothing much has happened.....your loving Mum.

PS....I was going to send you some money but i had already sealed the envelope.

wow you made me smile ....

[kevvy]

had to listen to a grumpy TV person tonight , after he hung up i was as grumpy as sh*t , he kept me away from my movie , the movie was sh*t , but hearing him was worst , so now i am going to bed and dream of nice things , if there is something . (hint: his name is sounds like we pee)

isnt that right weegee

[weegee]

Leo would be my fall back plan.

JD maybe....??

[weegee]

Trainman.....You made my day, but I have seen that letter before cause it's from MY mum...and i am not irish(i think) But it has cheered me up to a laugh tonight as Kevvy has explained .....had a s**** of a day with this bloody internet....good to take it out on him though.

So all you happy Grumps....what on the agenda?????

[kevvy]

have to go back to Aus in 6 weeks and just thinking of it makes me more grumpy.. speed cameras everywhere, rip ,off food, hotels , sh*t now i know why i moved here , oh , dont tell me , i am happy now