Two farmers were discussing their problems. Farmer Bill said, "I've

got a couple of birds nesting in my horse's mane. I've tried to get rid

of them. But they just won't go away."

Farmer Joe thought for a minute and said, "Just sprinkle the horse's mane with yeast."

"Yeast? Why yeast?" farmer Bill asked.

Farmer Joe responded,

"Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet."

I'm glad that I was sitting down, but I must allow... That was good...

Kieran...

Oh dear...

..groan!