Meringue

Lemon....... tlw

Tempranillo

Juicy!

Kipper

Smoked ..... tlw

Kipper tie...

Unfashionable! TLW

hot randy

tlw tarts

Do you love me, tarts and all?

...tortes and all?

Let them eat cake TLWs

Cracker ....... tlw

Water biscuit!

Tasty (Mature)

fresh and sweet

tlw straight from the farm

Cold and refreshing - straight from the icebox

ow eek.

phished again...TLW

fishing and phishing

same same but different

almost...these one's don't get away.

TLW gonners

It must be your tackle...

I'll have to ask the missus about that.

TLW....second opinion.

maybe you need to check the bait - could be a bit off

tlw oderous

Hmm - TLW quietly slipped off the first page.

Oversight TLW

Overweight.......(been on holiday)

I wondered if you guys had forgotten it

tlw overslight

Remember to support your loggers. Try using plastic toilet paper............................Rash TLW.

tlw bum gun

Now that's OK if your a singer called Elton or George, but the usage of the " Bum Gun" is probably a thread too far.

Market Garden TLW.

The ubiquitous bum gun is found in every Thai bathroom and has nothing to do with singing

tlw fifth right - we covered forthright some time back

Oh, sixthright then! TLW

The Octagon ..... (I missed out 7, as the only thing that sprang to mind was septic)

Puss..... tlw

Tank! Or, as I just came backfrom Ireland - Tanks!

Tank! Or, as I just came backfrom Ireland - Tanks!

you're welcome

Tank! Or, as I just came backfrom Ireland - Tanks!

you're welcome

Don't mention it!