I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously!

Edited August 11, 200817 yr by suegha

I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously!

No I think he used a rather large Monica

CB

I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously!

No I think he used a rather large Monica

CB

Yeah, she was rather large!

Edited August 12, 200817 yr by suegha

She's a big lass, she's a bonny lass and she like her beer, they call her Monica Tonsils and I wish she were here la la la............................Old American folk tune.

Old Americans..........Florida TLW.

stogie

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

Curly, Larry and Mo?

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

Close but no cigar - my meaning was a stogie as a slang word for a cigar

twl cheroot

I think he used a rather large Cuban. Not the Cuban that posts in Bedlam, obviously!

No I think he used a rather large Monica

CB

Yeah, she was rather large!

and she smoked Bill's cigar....yes..............or no.................

stogie

I thought it was with two 'o', as in stoogie!

My bad spelling again - TLW?

Close but no cigar - my meaning was a stogie as a slang word for a cigar

twl cheroot

I know, I thought it was spelled 'stoogie'!

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let...fifty cents.

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road.

Third boxcar, midnight train

Destination...Bangor, Maine.

Old worn out suit and shoes,

I don't pay no union dues,

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road.

Roger ...... tlw

Edited August 15, 200817 yr by Thaddeus

Me and a dog named Boo

no relation to our esteemed Mod

CB

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Let's see if we can squeeze out any more great memories from Tiggs

Spank paddles TLW

Some great memories there Taddy, thanks.

Let's see if we can squeeze out any more great memories from Tiggs

Spank paddles TLW

Me first .... me first .... purleese....

I´ll get the paddle from the bedroom

And we´ll go walking once again

To that spot down by the river

Where our sweet love first began

Just because we are married

Don´t mean we can´t spank around

So let´s walk out through the moonlight

And aim the paddle at the round.

(and I really can't stand C&W, came over in a cold sweat just typing that out)

And very worth while breakig into a sweat for too Taddy, well done!

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

Full moon tonight

TLW

a round to it

CB

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

Her heaving what?

tlw bosom

CB

ps aim the paddle at the round what?

Bottom - TLW

Ah, I forgot the dot dot dot (but you got it anyway)

The dot dot dot is a la Mills & Boon, where the text just trails off before it gets too smutty, causing the old dear reading to drop her scone.

Example.

"roughly, he grabbed her heaving..."

Heaving ..... tlw

Ellipsis TLW

...

Subtle ..... tlw

Subtle !!!!!!!

You called ?

Subtle !!!!!!!

You called ?

Hmm. About as subtle as...

subtle as in ......

tlw sledge hammer

subtle as in ......

tlw sledge hammer

Wrapped in tissue.

^ I'll bet young Tiggs 'got it'.

^ I'll bet young Tiggs 'got it'.

When?

He's still young compared to some of us....... my Horlicks is calling me

Horlicks ..... tlw

(I think I've done that one before.... never mind)

Edited August 18, 200817 yr by Thaddeus