I gave my Thai wife a big professional Karaoke set , she and all her family are good singers and have a great time singing together .

I have given her gold in the past , she has sold most of it very profitably towards buying her son a tractor .

I won't buy any more gold .

I bought my wife a mini I pad.

Helps me watch what I want to on the TV

A necklace. I see she is wearing it now.

Yeah but she had to end up washing mine off

A DIVORCE

Its the thoughts that count...

I gave her a good spankin'

Yes, she must have loved it... been acting up again.

A boot.

Gift? Am I supposed to give my wife gifts?

Actually it was an iPhone 5.

But I get her flowers and gifts all the time.

I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

The Taxi fare

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I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

Was it your pin code?

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What she wanted: the latest smartphone, yet another gold necklace, a house, a car, a fridge for mom, a pick-up truck for dad, a motocy for her "brother", a bundle of cash to buy medicine for the fatally sick water buffalo.

What I got her: a Buddhist book teaching the precept of non-attachment to material goods.

How she liked it: we're not together anymore, thank Buddha! Oh, and she left the book behind when she moved out.

Edited June 26, 201313 yr by Misterwhisper

Lawn mower

One way ticket back to her hut in Thailand, no she was not a happy camper.

My last Thai gf (4 years ago) always forgot to say 'thank you' when I gave her something.

Seems to be a Thai habit.

Still mucks my head around.

.

+1

A 10 inch Android tablet with 3G

She told me iPad better, but mai phen rai

My last Thai gf (4 years ago) always forgot to say 'thank you' when I gave her something.

Seems to be a Thai habit.

Still mucks my head around.

.

Must be a Thai / Farang habit, because usually when I see a Thai lady receiving a present from another Thai, I can't keep count of the Cop khun kha's and associated wai's

Edited June 26, 201313 yr by jbrain

My last Thai gf (4 years ago) always forgot to say 'thank you' when I gave her something.

Seems to be a Thai habit.

Still mucks my head around.

.

Must be a Thai / Farang habit, because usually when I see a Thai lady receiving a present from another Thai, I can't keep count of the Cop khun kha's and associated wai's

I would give my ex missus a new Dutch oven every morning, never thanked once.

I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

Was it your pin code?

Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app

A Versace dress seeing how you asked.

Now that's done it, he's going to go mad.

I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

Was it your pin code?

Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app

A Versace dress seeing how you asked.

Now that's done it, he's going to go mad.

I noticed they have nice Versace dresses at the night bazaar

^^ I wish.

Anyway she's been sacked so that's cheaper in the long run.

My lovely Thai wife got a 3 baht gold bracelet on her birthday.

I wanted to buy her 5 baht,her words...be careful,don't be stupid.

A wonderful baby

i bought her a washing machine. i think she love it

I have her mango and sticky rice and she loved it.

Also got her a fancy new oven, which I will benefit from.

We have been married for 23 years.

I built her a walk in wardrobe because i was sick of tripping over her handbags and shoes.

When i had finished slaving away, she announced that it was fantastic and could she have another one for her shoes

CCC

last gift was 10cc

I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

You didn't give her the key's to an Aston Martin or a fork lift truck,

Priceless

CCC

Just bought here a new Toyota Fortuna and her father a new Toyota pick-up. And she and he have thanked me many times and are still doing so.

And, no smart ass remarks please from the cynical bunch, please. I've been in Thailand a long time and have had many Thai girlfriends (some good and some terrible) ... so I'm not some naive, p___y struck old fart that's being taken advantage of. Fortunately after many years of searching I've found the (nearly) perfect woman.

I'm not telling you cos a certain member will go mad and cast it up for the next 10 years.

Anyway two days after I gave her the gift I dumped her.

Oh well.

Gee ... another tough guy

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A sea food meal in a scenic fishing village. She loved it.