old age

[Robby nz]

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92
Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

[billd766]

That's me to a "T"

[scottishjohn]

With all that, how do you know you still have the licence?

[telldem]

God bless you!

[Robby nz]

Only half blind remember.

I can see it with the other half.

[scottishjohn]

Only half blind remember.

I can see it with the other half.

Which half of what?

[Robby nz]

Whet was the question again I don't remember?

[billd766]

I know the answer dammit, but I forgot the question. Sorry

[Robby nz]

What answer?

What Question?

[thelegend]

Know how you feel Robbie. Last week I was faced with the choice of going to bed with a good book or a "bad" woman and it took me 5 nano seconds to decide . I too have retained my driver's licence.....I'm too blooming feble to walk .

[Robby nz]

Hope you enjoyed the book.

[scottishjohn]

Know how you feel Robbie. Last week I was faced with the choice of going to bed with a good book or a "bad" woman and it took me 5 nano seconds to decide . I too have retained my driver's licence.....I'm too blooming feble to walk .

As you are too feeble to walk I assume it could not have been the book you took to bed! Or can't you remember?

[WitawatWatawit]

Was driving down Khao Talo the other day and was stopped by a cop who wanted to see my driving licence. Too old tohave one anymore, I said. Oh, that's ok, he said. Drive carefully and have a nice day.