'hump' of beef........anyone tried it? and how to cook?
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2nd Bank Account?
Absolutely nothing to do with my post. I pointed out that anyone who closes a bank account make sure to keep the cancelled bank book. Nothing to do with opening a new bank account. -
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UK Keir Starmer told to end pensioner poverty as 2.8 million struggle on low incomes
You're ill informed. It's perfectly done in Denmark. Check it out by yourself -
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Three Pints and an Existential DNA Crisis: Skin Colour Don’t Lie, Mate!
Right then lads, here is another bloke's unrequested whinge fest about family woes from the trenches. Yesterday, I’m sittin’ at me usual sundown perch along Beach Road, front-row seat to the sea, cold Singha in hand, breeze just kissin’ me neck, and that golden hour glow makin’ even the scruffiest punters look like George Clooney. One of them rare Pattaya moments when the chaos takes a breather, the motorbike engines fade, and the world pretends to be normal for just five minutes, yeah. Then just as the sky’s doin’ its slow striptease from orange to navy and the bar signs start winkin’ to life like Soho on payday, bang. This geezer plonks himself down next to me like a Labrador who’s just found his owner after a week in the pound. Pasty as uncooked pastry, full pint but he's not drinkin' any, lookin’ like someone’s told him his missus just ran off with his cousin. I thought he wanted to soak in the orange sky with a bit of peaceful, blokeish silence. But nah. Not my luck. He goes, “Matey, you ever gone look at a baby and just know?” I’m thinkin’, oh here we fekkin’ go again. Turns out he’s been proudly paradin’ round the moo-bahn with a toddler he thought was his own flesh and blood, only the kid’s come out lookin’ like he’s done just been pulled out a mud slide in Cameroon, and our mate’s so white he could get third-degree burns from starin’ at a toaster too long. He’s babblin’ on, sayin’ how everyone reckons the kid’s got his wife’s face but her “brother’s” skin tone, and how this so-called wife's sibling just happens to stay over three nights a week, always when our man’s out “playin’ snooker,” which we all know is code for popping out for a quick rub and a tug. I’m sat there noddin’, tryin’ not to piss meself laughin’, watchin’ him put the pieces together like a chimp doin’ sudoku. Says he finally confronted her, yeah, and she just looked him dead in the eye and went, “Nose same same you, nah tirac.” Truth be told, the kid ain't got no mountain peak between the eyes. Says his stomach dropped faster than a bar tart's knickers when a punter just handed her 50K of dosh for sick buffalo repairs. And me? I’m just there tryin’ to enjoy the bloody peaceful view, maybe get half a pint down me gob before the ladyboys start cacklin' like horny chickens, and now I’m stuck shoulder-to-shoulder with a lad havin’ a full-blown paternity panic in technicolour. That’s Patts for ya, innit mates. One minute you’re raisin’ a glass to the sea, next minute you’re raisin’ doubts about your own sanity all before happy hour’s even kicked in. -
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Report French President Macron Slams Baseless Rumours Claiming His Wife Is a Man
So what you do think of Owens and her right to free speech? -
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THAILAND LIVE Thailand Live Thursday 24 July 2025
Pattaya Brawl: Tourist Injured in Clash with Ladyboy and Drivers Picture courtesy of Pattaya News In a dramatic incident on Pattaya’s bustling Soi Buakhao, a foreign tourist ended up with a bloody head wound following an early morning altercation. The incident, which involved a confrontation with a ladyboy and motorbike taxi drivers, unfolded around 4:06 am and was captured on video, now being reviewed by police. Full Story: https://aseannow.com/topic/1367731-pattaya-brawl-tourist-injured-in-clash-with-ladyboy-and-drivers/ -
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UK Keir Starmer told to end pensioner poverty as 2.8 million struggle on low incomes
Where you read that? Supply a proof. But I reckon you can't.
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