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Forchristsakes, when is this country going to start focusing on stuff that matters, as opposed to this load of <deleted>...!!?

Having the HUB of the largest Richard Craniums is important. It's all about face and status.

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I can foresee a sub committee, a full fact finding committee and a study committee

is being formed to deliver the final verdict to the Thai government with a request

of 100 billion baht to by bigger size condom for the Thai youth... now, who should

get that lucrative contract to supply those rubbers??

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"More Thai men are now over 170 centimeters tall and exceed 70 kilograms in weight. They can no longer use condoms with sizes of 49mm and 52mm," said Pornthep Siriwanarangsun, director-general of the Disease Prevention and Control Department

Huh? I'm six foot one, 90 kg and hung like a gnat.

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This whole thread is redickulous.

I'll get my coat...

Yes, get your coat on and go to school in order to learn writing, the word "redickulous" is wrong --- it should be "ridiculous" ... sorry.

facepalm.gif I think you missed it and it went straight through to the keeper.

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Thanks a lot for ruining it for me. One of my simple pleasures living in Chiang Mai was to go down to Wororot Market and buy some cobs of corn off the lady just down from Chiang Mai Plastics and walk around the market gnawing on my corn. Not any more. bah.gif

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So the scooter boys, four to a scooter, have more cc's than their fathers had?

How, pray tell, did this change in DNA take place over just one generation?

They now drink more milk.

Studies over the years say the appearance is genetic - hence DNA, but that size makes no difference to the act - read Masters & Johnson..

Many studies have gone on to say that size is deceiving - one fellow hangs long, but may be shorter erect than a fellow who has a smaller appearing organ. Erect and technique are where it counts, not size.

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Thanks to improvements in public health and nutrition Thai men under 30 can now boast larger wangs than their fathers.

Let's hope the fanny's also not get bigger for the same reasons ?

Mmmm "Fanny" has different meanings from either side of the pond - guess that statements covers both predilections (Like the old C and A joke - from back when C and A was a high street clothing store - Why do knickers have C and A on the labels? So you know which way around to wear them).

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So what is the go with dildos in Thailand? They say plastic that can be cleaned is allegiance but wood that harbors bacteria is ok.

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Image credit coconut bangkok, this actual article.

Actually wood often contains antigens that kill bacteria and can be better than plastics - this was discovered in the UK when restaurants were forced to used colour coded plastic cutting boards - wooden boards tend to kill the bacteria without the need for chemicals (just wash normally) and heal small scratches that in plastic harbours germs. But I guess its easier to put batteries in a plastic model :)

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The new width of 54 mm, makes Thailand the only country in the world, where the width beats the length! rolleyes.gif

52mm equals 3.937 inches. I think somebody is confused about width and length.

Reminds me of the story about Moscow ordering condoms from the US. They were to be 2 feet long and a foot wide.

The order was completed and dispatched. Each condom was imprinted with 'Made in the USA Medium size'.

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At last we have found a tangible, measurable quality of Thai Culture the Nation can be proud of!

With bigger dildos and Hitler on their mind Thais can finally <deleted> the rest of the World! Study at Chula and get an advantage!

More Farang will be needed soon to adopt, educate and feed Thai kids so they can grow even bigger penises yet!

Thai women apart from claiming to be the 'sexiest' are quickly approaching the 'happiest' title in the World!

The 'Measuring Jury' has been reported for 'corruption'!

P.S. Drink more milk - suck breasts...

Did you know that twice thick = four times stronger?..

Do you realize that twice thick = eight times heavier?..

Taller and heavier body = less %% of brains?..

It's all maths, not me...cheesy.gif

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Note to moderators: This is waaay more interesting than whether I need 7 copies of my wife's tambun to convert to non-o at the Burmese consulate.

Not sure if it's appropriate Sunday reading though. I'd better keep reading just to make sure....

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a lot of women say...size does not matter...

they never said that to me ! giggle.gif

Your lucky you have met some understanding women.

It is just what women are conditioned to say isn`t it?

Like when she asks you: "Do I look fat today?"

You are supposed to answer: "No!"

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