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Ah, pork scratchings... What were they made of? Usually you were too drunk to care!

Either dehydrated and fried foreskins or pig skin fried in putrefying lard....but, after a gutful of Newcastle 'Exhibition' ale, they were a gourmet's delight.

I took my lovely wife to the UK six years ago and, parched, we entered a local bar at 10.50 p.m. Just as we approached the bar, the young bartender rang the bell for 'last order's' and my wife responded "Oh, they want to buy us a drink!" She's lived in Thailand too long!

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Ah, pork scratchings... What were they made of? Usually you were too drunk to care!

Either dehydrated and fried foreskins or pig skin fried in putrefying lard....but, after a gutful of Newcastle 'Exhibition' ale, they were a gourmet's delight.

I took my lovely wife to the UK six years ago and, parched, we entered a local bar at 10.50 p.m. Just as we approached the bar, the young bartender rang the bell for 'last order's' and my wife responded "Oh, they want to buy us a drink!" She's lived in Thailand too long!

Funny story. :o

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I took my lovely wife to the UK six years ago and, parched, we entered a local bar at 10.50 p.m. Just as we approached the bar, the young bartender rang the bell for 'last order's' and my wife responded "Oh, they want to buy us a drink!" She's lived in Thailand too long!

Disgusting picture. :D:D:D I am cleaning my keyboard after ejecting a mouthful of my dinner onto it. :o

Funny story though. :D

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