i sure hope you water drinkers read this!!!

it has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day,at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in water that contains feaces.

in other words,we are consuming one kilo of shit.

however,we do not run that risk when drinking rum,gin,whiskey,beer,wine,or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,filtering and fermentation.

it is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,to stop doing so.it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

therefore- it is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it!!

I didn't know about the shit bit... but the main reason I don't drink water is 'cos fish <deleted> in it.

Here's to drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine and other liquors!

I might have guesed Yorky was reading this post. I think he even washes in *Chang*