One day a guy died and found himself in hel_l. As he was wallowing in

> despair, he had his first meeting with a demon.

>

> The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

>

> The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hel_l!"

>

> "hel_l's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down

> here. You a drinking man?"

>

> "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink"

>

> "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink.

> Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and

> Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"

>

> The guy is astounded. "######, that sounds great."

>

> "You a smoker?" the demon asked.

>

> "You better believe it!"

>

> "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the

> world and smoke our lungs out! . If you get cancer, no biggie. You're

> already dead, remember?"

>

> "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

>

> The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

>

> "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do"

>

> "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker,

> slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. You into

> drugs?"

>

> The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . "

>

> "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of

> crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the

> drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

>

> "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never

> realized hel_l was such a cool place!"

>

> The demon said, "You gay?"

>

> "No."

>

> "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

quality - didnt see that coming

Me neither!!! Very funny...