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Ive Done It - 500 Posts


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That took you bloody long enough, but then i have met you and if your typing is anything like your speech, 500 posts really is a landmark. :o

Congrats mate, see ya in bedlam :D

I forgot to mention the close friendships that ive formed since joining the forum -

thanks dale :D

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The Dude was planning a huge celebration for his 500th post with 500 shovels to dig it with. However, The Dude came to the realization that celebrating the number of postings on a message board was hopelessly lame. He saved the said shovels to dig diggable things in the future. Who can dig that?

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The Dude was planning a huge celebration for his 500th post with 500 shovels to dig it with. However, The Dude came to the realization that celebrating the number of postings on a message board was hopelessly lame. He saved the said shovels to dig diggable things in the future. Who can dig that?

Shiney new TV shovel to you The Dude for identifying yourself as a bedlam member! :o

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"His name is Rio and he's reached 500 posts...."

well done. :D

Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals! :D

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed. :o

who's your daddy?

:D

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The Dude was planning a huge celebration for his 500th post with 500 shovels to dig it with. However, The Dude came to the realization that celebrating the number of postings on a message board was hopelessly lame. He saved the said shovels to dig diggable things in the future. Who can dig that?

:o:D:D:D

to dig the dude, the dude has to ditch the digging of hallucinogenics dude, dig it!!

:D

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...maybe I shouldn't post here as everyone else who posted so far got so much more posts than I do :D ...

...all these TV authorities / grannies around *respect*...

:D

:D

...well whatever, one step closer to 500 as well... :o

KY :D

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Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals! :D

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed. :o

Not once in that movie was the line "who's your daddy?" used.

no - youre quite right - it was "who's the f***ing daddy now, eh?"

classic family viewing - quality film from Ray's early days

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Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals! :D

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed. :o

Not once in that movie was the line "who's your daddy?" used.

no - youre quite right - it was "who's the f***ing daddy now, eh?"

classic family viewing - quality film from Ray's early days

Davis up!

I'm the daddy here and don't you forget it.

Pay day, you pay half your snout to striper here.

But i dont smoke.

You ######ing well do now you slag, there aint no dolly mixtures in here puffter.

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Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals! :D

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed. :o

Not once in that movie was the line "who's your daddy?" used.

no - youre quite right - it was "who's the f***ing daddy now, eh?"

classic family viewing - quality film from Ray's early days

Davis up!

I'm the daddy here and don't you forget it.

Pay day, you pay half your snout to striper here.

But i dont smoke.

You ######ing well do now you slag, there aint no dolly mixtures in here puffter.

Can't say i've seen the Winstone film in question, but 'Sexy Beast' is immense.

Me and a mate of mine quoted lines from that film on the piss for months after we saw it, still do occasionally!!!

Ben Kingsley is the star IMO.

'Are you gonna do the job? yes or no?'

'no'

'<deleted>*k you, you're doin' it you cu*t'

class

:D

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Can't say i've seen the Winstone film in question, but 'Sexy Beast' is immense.

Me and a mate of mine quoted lines from that film on the piss for months after we saw it, still do occasionally!!!

Ben Kingsley is the star IMO.

'Are you gonna do the job? yes or no?'

'no'

'<deleted>*k you, you're doin' it you cu*t'

class

:D

Scum is an old film, with a very young Ray winstone. A true classic that you should definately see :o

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Haven't you ever seen any prison/mental asylum movies?

That is what they ALWAYS say to new arrivals! :D

Yeah like the film scum. When Ray Winstone goes around saying whos your daddy? Very worrying indeed. :o

Not once in that movie was the line "who's your daddy?" used.

no - youre quite right - it was "who's the f***ing daddy now, eh?"

classic family viewing - quality film from Ray's early days

Actually the quote is more like this..

Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll ####### kill ya!

Congrats Rio !

totster :D

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