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I went to the doctor with fluid on the knee and he said you’re not aiming straight.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other?

We’d better perk up or someone will think were nuts.

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I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh my God what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like Hell

Mu mood is bad, can you tell?

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

The golden years have come at last

The golden years can kiss my ass

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