We have recently celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879.

Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,

after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the

attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This, of course became known as

Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

See ladies, even geniuses love boobage.

Ooooh!