....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why

"get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now

First the cheating helmets...now this...

and no cover charge!

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why

"get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now

U need a coat in this country ? Hope it isn't a leather one , u could be wearing someones familymember .

Some people have no respect for other peoples beliefs.

why not...

Christians also believe some strange stuff, such as talking snakes donkeys and bushes, dividing the water for walking through the seabed, zombies, virgin birth, demons turned into pigs jumping from a cliff, etc.

Let the religious overcredulous believe what they want as long as it doesn't involve beheadings or bombs and making rules telling others how to live.

You mean like ALL religions do.............scourge of the planet!!

Remove brain insert religion.

God is a banana and you must respect my belief, religious pc crap theyr'e all nuts.

Some people have no respect for other peoples beliefs.

I believe its ok to screw 10 year old girls, see how daft it is yet?

I worship a dog turd and you must respect me.

God is a carrot named Geoffrey.

All as valid as any religion, and probably make more sense.

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

I hear ( not smell) they have a lot of wind!

This gives a completely new meaning to the idiom "waiting until the cows come home"...

jokes aside, which are very funny! but It goes to prove we do really live in a third world country....!

....and of course...... cows never say no........never get headaches........don't play around with other woman....... don't have bad breath from drinking or smoking.....and oh my god that l...o...n...g coarse tongue......wifey's onto a winner here.....

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

I hear ( not smell) they have a lot of wind!

A number of scientists believe they are a contributing factor towards global warming. What with all their methane flatulence

"...clear evidence that the father of her children reincarnated into a cow to save the family."

Well if this, "Fon enters the house as if he owns the place and lays on her husband’s side of the bed after he finishes his meals." was his standard behavioural pattern, he not really was of much help in his previous incarnation, was he?

Edited August 15, 201313 yr by catweazle

jokes aside, which are very funny! but It goes to prove we do really live in a third world country....!

Yes we do , and I love it here .Living away from the tourist places , and adapted with the locals it is really freedom here , we just need to adjust ourselves when we really want to enjoy life here .

Coat ? Goat , sheep comes to my mind . An aussie mate of mine told me that Kiwi's wear doublesized boots , I start to figure out why

Can't help but notice how knowledgeable you seem to be on the subject Khun Kiwi OK, I'll get my coat ....

"get my coat" as in, after having said that, (drum roll) I'll be leaving now

U need a coat in this country ? Hope it isn't a leather one , u could be wearing someones familymember .

Good point Note to self, eshew the leather coat

ummm ok, each unto their own. Guess she loved her husband. What time is the BBQ, that is why he came back isn't it?

Any one seen a movie called Animal Farm ?. The one with the lady and the horse, And the man Clucking the chicken !.

Moo along now nothing to see...

Is she having sex with it ?.

Probably got a dog for that!

So bestiality is not limited to expats/significant others as this story might suggest?

Even after death, change of species, re-incarnation and geo-location, a male's value is determined by how much money he gets his wife... sigh..

Very sadly continuing to "milk him" dry.

Would that be Falang soul or Thai soulbecause she has no chance of getting anything if it's a Thai soul, He'll just lay around on the hammock all day doing nothing. On the other hand if it's a farang soul she has landed on her feet and all her extended family will be looked after.

Sounds right - hang around all day grazing around, eat dinner and lay down on the bed and watch TV. Could be him.

PLEASE, quit it guys.......nah.......keep it going! There can be no end to the jokes & puns on this one!

I'm in tears laughing!

"Does he work in a China shop?" is the best one I've seen.

Tons of close 2nd's to that one though!

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About 12 years ago I had a Pattaya Mail paper & the headline was "Elephants and Prostitutes Cleared From Beach Road".

I scanned it but Lord only knows where it is now. It was a TOTAL CLASSIC though! PURE Thai journalism......

I understand this article is from Coconuts & good on him/them for digging this one up!

I would like to know if she is still doing his laundry?

ummm ok, each unto their own. Guess she loved her husband. What time is the BBQ, that is why he came back isn't it?

- 'Hi hun, I'm home from a hard day on the plough. What's for dinner?'

- 'Steak'

wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?

TIT.

She probably didn't before, if she's the typical . . .

wait a minute... what if it is her husband? can they legally have sex?

Isn't the cow under 16!

Anyhow it is a good story and likely she will milk it!

Would that be Falang soul or Thai soulbecause she has no chance of getting anything if it's a Thai soul, He'll just lay around on the hammock all day doing nothing. On the other hand if it's a farang soul she has landed on her feet and all her extended family will be looked after.

God, that's hilarious...funny 'cause its rather true.

This is the best TV article & posts in a long time...

Hope he came back more well endowed than when in his Asian male form. He can shoot her a bigger load of 'milk' 5555

Some questions she must ask herself... & perhaps discuss with her psychologist.

Does he smoke and drink whiskey just like her beloved? And does her renewed husband go to the bathroom to relieve him self?

I wonder what the children will look like?

Personally I think he will be a good provider as seen in the photo.

Some questions she must ask herself... & perhaps discuss with her psychologist.

Does he smoke and drink whiskey just like her beloved? And does her renewed husband go to the bathroom to relieve him self?

I wonder what the children will look like?

Personally I think he will be a good provider as seen in the photo.

She's already complaining because all does all day is lay around chewing his cud.