"Mafia-Free Pattaya" declaration by Thai Police General

[drdoom6996]

Pattaya was always mafia free, bib are in charge of everything one way or another

If you were one of the principals of the largest Mafia in Thailand, The BIB, what would you say?

[drdoom6996]

Did the Mafia Public Relations Department authorise this statement?

I'm sure SHE did!

[tonneke breda]

So now that Pattaya is Mafia free, Phuket has no Russian mafia, I better choose Cambodia or Laos as my next destination, because there won't be any venue open in these two cities, according to police report

[cbluck58]

And the economy is not in recession ........... it would seem that truth is probably the rarest commodity in SE Asia.

Never mind , as long as you don't lose face !!!

[Just1Voice]

Oh, God! Here it was, almost noon, and I thought I was going to be depreived of my weekly Monday Morning Laugh from the comments of some Thai official.

Thank you, General, for saving my day.

[klauskunkel]

Seizures of illegal items include 102,495 Yabba Tablets, 1,100kgs of Crystal Methamphetamine, 1kg of Marijuana, 47 guns and a selection of pornographic materials and sex toys along with sex enhancement medication and copyright branded clothes and other items.

Yep, that ALL there was on the streets.. Amen, sleep safe tonight!

After one week, they'll turn around and sell it.

[rct99q]

Open my in box, first two headlines are;

Police cracking down on laughing gas balloons & Mafia-Free Pattaya

There is a joke here but I am just taking another hit of laughing gas.....ahhahahahahahaahahahahahah....aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[EQ San]

"No mafia in Pattaya, because we can't decently accept any completion !"

Their way to communicate and to use medias tells the whole story.. Looks like they don't even care if they are believed by population or not. They advertise to masturbate their own ego.. Which is enough finally. If being ridiculous would be harmful they would all have pasted away longtime ago.

[klauskunkel]

I think they always show the same stuff for all their big declarations. It's in the PR locker at HQ since years, labeled "Stuff for Big Declarations". Quite cheeky.

[petercool]

Advisor to Crime Commission is a political position and he made a politically oriented announcement. Nothing new there.

[semaritual]

Wow its great to see the Pattaya police is in their dreams...this plice senior officer sure know that he can not trust any statistic he not maniulated by himself!

Withhin the last month i got robbed a mobile phone, 1 tablet and from the house all the money in different currencies we kept for the traveling..

SO PATTAYA IS ONE OF THE WORST PLACES FOR SURE IN THAILAND

And as maybe police IS the mafia or involved for sure they must say the city is free of Mafia.

NO city in this world is free of Mafia they sholuld recognize ad not tell always that kind fo bullshit to press and the people!!!!!!!!!

[lemoncake]

Wow its great to see the Pattaya police is in their dreams...this plice senior officer sure know that he can not trust any statistic he not maniulated by himself!

Withhin the last month i got robbed a mobile phone, 1 tablet and from the house all the money in different currencies we kept for the traveling..

SO PATTAYA IS ONE OF THE WORST PLACES FOR SURE IN THAILAND

And as maybe police IS the mafia or involved for sure they must say the city is free of Mafia.

NO city in this world is free of Mafia they sholuld recognize ad not tell always that kind fo bullshit to press and the people!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the board, was it an under the bed ladyboy thief?

[lemoncake]

So now that Pattaya is Mafia free, Phuket has no Russian mafia, I better choose Cambodia or Laos as my next destination, because there won't be any venue open in these two cities, according to police report

I hope you do, because hard to believe a grown up man would actually believe all venues are owned by mafia

[bangkokpoppys]

thank god they got those sex toys off the street... I was really beginning to worry...

I'm with you. Glad to hear that they have eliminated the drugs and sex toys. I have always had a real phobia about some drug crazed lunatic unexpectedly jumping out of a bush and ramming a vibrator up my rear orifice.

Now for the real issues, jet skis, tuk tuks and the other array of scams.

Queue the bear in the forest story -

"You don't come here just for the beach, do you?"

[lemoncake]

Wow its great to see the Pattaya police is in their dreams...this plice senior officer sure know that he can not trust any statistic he not maniulated by himself!

Withhin the last month i got robbed a mobile phone, 1 tablet and from the house all the money in different currencies we kept for the traveling..

SO PATTAYA IS ONE OF THE WORST PLACES FOR SURE IN THAILAND

And as maybe police IS the mafia or involved for sure they must say the city is free of Mafia.

NO city in this world is free of Mafia they sholuld recognize ad not tell always that kind fo bullshit to press and the people!!!!!!!!!

Seems they also stole your memory

You just posted the same 16 mins ago

[Basil B]

Local media may like to try the following product...

Just spay around at any press conference organised by any City Hall, police or government official.

[ginjag]

Does this remind you of most cabinet declarations every day ????

to me it's from the same script. I think there is a book printed with all promises and any top official has access to it.

After 30+ years Pattaya has grown along with Jomptien BUT the corruption has trebled the size of growth, city politicians and business are mostly in on the act.

One of the biggest scams - city officials ALLOW condo's to be built right in front of existing ones, no prior notice to owners, start work nothing said, no compo, all owners complaints go in the bin. The most sad thing is the value of the condo is 25% lower.

This is only 1 out of a thousand I could mention. I happen to be one of those condo owners. The big shot lives in luxury in BKK, but still expects his yearly dues for upkeep .

Walking on the shops side of beach road is nearly a no no, obstuctions, wires posts and most of all stalls selling on the path, tourists having to walk on the road.

Who owns all the motor bikes parked the whole length of beach road ???? no way anyone can park. One thing at Jomptien all the beach road has parking space, Brilliant.

Pattaya wake up and prioritize first ,NOT THIS --BU-S##T

[Docwho]

Yeah that'll be right...

So funny.

More lip service as usual, they cant/ wont even stop the jet ski scammers.

[tuky]

1,100 Kg of Ice?

Is that real?

How much is a gram of ice? is it 1000 Baht? ( I guess it would be more).

x 1000 (1kg) = 1,000,000

x 1100 (total) = 1,100,000,000 baht

or is my head calculator playing up?

[A1Str8]

Jing lor..mafia free?

The entire police force just left the city or how did it become mafia free?

Sent from one of my devices using the internet

[Ulic]

Problems solved, move along, nothing to see. No more negative articles or comments or you will be arrested.

[Hunter88]

Translation: Pattaya is now a police free zone.

[tonysilly]

I was reading this while in the restroom in a go go bar. So funny! Now, back to more important things, like my Beer and sexy Issan go go girls

[Rimmer]

Off topic racist post removed

[Bung]

Sexy Isaan go go girls. That's nearly as funny as the OP.

[Patje]

A selection of fake t-shirts and a few sex toys. The streets are safe.

You better believe it as you have it on good authority.

A General said it and it's on the news. Must be fact.

Is that the general with the nick name Pinocchio ?

[indyuk]

There is little or no serious crime resident that is based in Pattaya. There is however plenty of petty crime mostly permitted (orchestrated) by the BIB that does not affect we foreigners unless we either commit it ourselves or go looking for it. The issues of most concern for those of us that live here are accidents and draconian police responses toward traffic and crowd control during Pattaya's many festivals and commercial events.

Edited August 26, 2013 by indyuk

[shaurene]

The headline should have read..... "We are still the only mafia in Pattaya - declaration by Police General."

I had a building with 9 rooms to rent out with my Thai wife, a Thai guy called around in the morning to ask about a room I took him up to our room on the 3rd floor and showed him the room opposite ours, he asked how much and I said my wife is in the shower and will be out in a minute but he pushed me for a price I said am not sure but I think 2000 month, my wife came out and spoke to him and he left, within 30 minutes 3 vans and 12 immigration police were here and took me in for working, after talking with the top guy we went to immigration in Jomtiem and 20000 paid it off in his pocket, so what they need to do is sort their shit out.

[hellodolly]

OK now I will read the article, I wanted to get that in on the head line. With the nation you never know.

[hellodolly]

OK now I will read the article, I wanted to get that in on the head line. With the nation you never know.

OK I read it.

Is there a level of intelligence that if you get above it you are not allowed to hold a position in the police force. If so is it one with two digits in it and the first one is a 5