itchybum Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Recently, just before departure on an o/s trip, she says 'do they have any fruit there' And during ramadan and the earlier it seemed than usual wake up call that went on for an unusually longer period....we found the best thing to do during the call to prayer at 4am was to shag. After 1 episode she says...'sorry it took so long, the music sucked' Anyone else ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggles Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 'can i drink the water from the tap' ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) It looks like fun to shuffle the snow, ten minutes later - when will the snow melt ? In four months - why it's sunny today. Edited September 3, 2013 by ToddWeston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteman Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 can you eat the yellow snow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post FDog Posted September 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2013 I want long thing wit cleam. She was talking about a creamed donut. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Wow, the moon is the same but the sun isnt ! Why is the water running away every day? (Tide) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pdaz Posted September 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2013 On a day trip to London, "Where are all the white people?" 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Topiks Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 sawassdee ka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GuestHouse Posted September 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2013 I know my rights 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "why are people always yelling" "where are the motor bikes" "people here walk a lot" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post danmarnj Posted September 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2013 Why people so fat here? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post General Topiks Posted September 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2013 why do all the farang women hate me? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRISTIANa9 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Why all farang walk so fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I want half Sent from my GT-N7100 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trembly Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 "ey up". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Gazing up at the Moon, we have same same in Thailand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 What do Thai girls say when abroad, you ask? The ones I've met in Canada asked me if wanted soup with my stir fried rice. The only difference was it cost $11.95 and not 40 baht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) I want half Sent from my GT-N7100 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app "I want half" ? Not quite! after being trained up by those who have been in the Country a few years it's: "You have to give me half" Edited September 3, 2013 by MAJIC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadbin Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 On a day trip to London, "Where are all the white people?" Quality post. Well done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buck99 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 On a two week motorcycle trip through California, Utah, Navada and Colorado my TGF would ask for Tom Yum Goon and Kow Pow at each restuarant we stopped. She was shocked each time they told her that was not on the menu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Next thread: things Barangs say whilst in Thailand...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekDaeng Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 You gotta go to the mosque & ask them the change the music. Tell them why. Post back, wilya? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exsexyman Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Slightly off topic, but a good mate of mine married a Thai girl, when she eventually got her settlement visa he came out for a couple of weeks before taking her back with him to Liverpool. On the day before they left he sent her down to Carrefour to buy some food items which she might need in the UK. She came back with a carrier bag full,------ of carrots! True story. Oh how we laughed! She has been there for seven years now, and it still gets mentioned. Although she does get a bit ratty now when it is. Wearing a bit thin i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingtongfarang Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 i heard one talking to her friend on the mobile explaining the side walk was,nt all broken, started taking pics and sending 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seabear Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I answered a question of my wife with: "Sure as hell, baby." Whereof she replied: " Me no hell-baby!." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Nip Posted September 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2013 On a flight from Amsterdam to BKK I got talking to this Thai girl about 28 or so who I noted earlier waving a tearful good bye to her boyfriend at the airport. She had spent the past two weeks meeting his family and making arrangements for their spring wedding and was returning to the family farm in Udon Thani. I asked her why was she crying? Because she missed her boyfriend? No she said. He very mean. Why is that I said? He take me to small boring island for holiday. He wants to have the wedding there. it's very old an have no cars or motorbikes and water everywhere. Just have old people boats and buildings! You have probably guessed it ... VENICE! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybole Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Two things; Why are all the trees dead (it was December) and Oh, you can buy Johnnie Walker in Scotland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Some of the posts here reflect more sadly on the boyfriends/husbands than on the Thai girls. Just saying 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Patron Posted September 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 4, 2013 First day in America at the airport............. Oh no, why so many big bodies,why so many girl have big bottom.LOL So true. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Why so many white cars (before they became popular here)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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