In March I'm going back to Phuket for a month, ill be staying with the bar girl I fell for on my first holiday there, staying at her place. Can anyone suggest some good things to do (other than drink whiskey and have lots of sex)? my budget will be around £3000.She suggested staying on phi phi for a few days.

Just hand her all the money and let her decide. Better still give her the money and go to phi phi with someone else.

Good you joined a few days ago to post this.

If you're serious then I have nothing to contribute except stay away from Patong.

OP you may want to ask a mod to move this to the Phuket forum for more "considered" replies.........

Hahaha having lived in Patong, I would give it a wide berth. Grab your girl, spend some time in Krabi,

and then shoot over to Koh Samui. Base yourself there , and then do some island hopping in the area.

I'm not what people call "normal" in England, always arguing against the system, conspiracy theorist etc etc also a little crazy I suppose. I intend to get her pregnant in the month I am there, in the hope that it will bring us even closer ( if she doesn't abort it ), I've been made aware that family is super important to the Thais, I know for a fact that her parents are both dead and her only responsibility money wise, is herself and her daughter, who I have spoken to. If she does keep the baby ( which she has already called Lil jim, assuming its a boy) what will be the next step regarding the me, her and the baby? Yes I'm crazy I know haha

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Consider his follow up post for reasonable responses

Your next step. Don't do it, she will have a Thai husband somewhere living off your money.

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OP you may want to ask a mod to move this to the Phuket forum for more "considered" replies.........

Consider his follow up post for reasonable responses

I was trying to be positively helpful - wish I hadn't bothered ;-)

Oh dear.

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Your next step. Don't do it, she will have a Thai husband somewhere living off your money.

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When did I mention giving her money before a child was born?

Take her away from Patong. All her friends will be there, you'll be paying for all of them one way or another. If she doesn't want to go or leave Patong to just be with you then run away and have a month somewhere nice yourself.

When you get there buy some jonny's

<deleted>? Snap out of it and seriously listen to what some of the other posts say but if you don't good luck

I said to a woman recently "I want you to have my children". "Really?", she said.

"Yeah, they're right outside in the car".

Do a google search for Thai Dreaming and ask there...

Far more dedicated to Phuket and Patong.... The users there actually like it 555

Whats her name, how old is she and where is she from ?