Just1Voice Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My wife said the thai report of this story mentioned that the guy thought male circumcision led to larger penis growth - hence the wound. oh, so he is not a moron. Nah! Just an idiot with a knife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Posts containing overly derogatory comments towards Thai have been removed. 7) Not to post slurs or degrading comments directed towards any group on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexual orientation. 8) Not to post extremely negative views of Thailand or derogatory comments directed towards all Thais. Other posts criticizing the news source rather than discussing the topic have been removed as well. Crikey, that doesn't leave us much?? if the powers were truly serious about that rule there would be precious little left on the site to read. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 ..at least no more children to inherit his IQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilm Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I guess it was an attempted 'marbling' and not an attempted enlarging. It is very common here and in the rest of SEA for the men to insert beads etc into their penis as they feel insecure about their ability to please their partner with what they naturally have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I believe the beads inserted are called mooks. An organ thusly "enhanced" looks like it's covered with warts. I believe the assumption is that the bumps on the shaft will enhance female pleasure, much like a ribbed condom would. Ribbed condoms are much more comfortable.... as for my assumptions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Well lads....I reckon the poor feller in a last moment of alcohilic desperation (stupor) came to the sudden realisation that this wasn't gonna fit and decided to trot over to the local clinic but only made the post office due to bood loss... Alcohol makes one do really supid things with fishing poles ya know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 just buy a big watermelon and hang it over there and let gravity work looooooooooooool Some try that for long time. The outcome is, the Penis gets a bit longer, but turns "BLACK" to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 What happens in the minds of such people is a mystery. To cut his penis to enlarge it, does not make a lot of sense to me. Read -FRANK JAMES- Post Nr 42 "My wife told me that it was a somewhat common practice in Thailand for men to cut themselves in a "X" pattern across the tip of the organ, rather like the flared end cuts one sees on sausage sandwiches here. If one can withstand the excruciating pain, which must go on for several days at least, the organ heals, with a mushroomed head. Hence, it is "bigger" than before, in terms of girth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 My wife said the thai report of this story mentioned that the guy thought male circumcision led to larger penis growth - hence the wound. Does a Banana look and appear bigger, after you peeled it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phronesis Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 It would seem that there are rather low intellectual hurdles to obtaining a job as a fisherman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchybum Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 It would seem that there are rather low intellectual hurdles to obtaining a job as a fisherman. How to skin a mullet for one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunque Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Is this one of those Darwin award moments? No, he has to die, learn the requirements before posting comments about the Darwin Awards i think it should be "prevented from breeding" I think the term is removed from the gene pool - and this would seem to have been a fair attempt to do that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I have a solution for this: Sex change. Right now Mr Chumpon probably has his wish of a bigger penis considering the infection and swelling. However, if the infection leads to amputation, no problem! Transgender surgery (male to female) is state-of-the-art here in Thailand. Mr. Chumpon, with the aid of a little more estrogen in his diet, could become Ms. Chumpon. Just remember: Be careful what you wish for, especially when drinking Thai whiskey with your fishing buddies. Best of luck Khun Chumpon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 What no pictures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) One must be really pissed and intellectually challenged to take a knife to their little man. Too much oil in the water down there maybe?? Edited September 19, 2013 by lostmebike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertson468 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I think we need to know what they hell the guy was drinking - so we can avoid it. I presume he's either an alcoholic and suffering from dementia, had mental issues or was on something other than booze. Lots of guys here have penis implants - perhaps he was going to try doing it himself. Let's hope the rehabilitation of his penis is not a lengthy process. Spoil sport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Penis enlargement? There are a lot of natural methods: 1. Massage (by a beautiful lady in preference) 2. Ginseng Tea for some weeks. 3. Remembering: Short and thick = Happiness of women.,Long and fine= Ladies pain. Line number 3 is only ever quoted by men with small penises ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roachiebkk Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Apparently he is 'in the hands of doctors' well if they are pretty looking doctors then he is sure to get an enlargement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) With the amount of time spent at sea he must have strangled more turkeys than Bernard Matthews:) Edited September 19, 2013 by evadgib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryfrompattaya Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Posts containing overly derogatory comments towards Thai have been removed. 7) Not to post slurs or degrading comments directed towards any group on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexual orientation. 8) Not to post extremely negative views of Thailand or derogatory comments directed towards all Thais. Other posts criticizing the news source rather than discussing the topic have been removed as well. You are right I know many in America who did this 70 years ago it worked for them LeRoy had it done and now it is 10 full inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 The brain is a good thing , use it to think before you act. But TIT , losing face or a penis is more important than using the brain . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Should have tried hanging a brick on the end of it; just as painful but no blood loss ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 there was no mention of the location of his penis - was it protruding from his forehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I think we need to know what they hell the guy was drinking - so we can avoid it. I presume he's either an alcoholic and suffering from dementia, had mental issues or was on something other than booze. Lots of guys here have penis implants - perhaps he was going to try doing it himself. Let's hope the rehabilitation of his penis is not a lengthy process. The last sentence is a classic. Wasn't his action an attempt at a lengthening process? Appears that he was 'thick' enough already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "He is now in the hands of doctors at a local hospital" Well at least he got a happy ending He would if his doctor has Parkinson's Disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I blame his mother. If only she had used his todger to lift him out of his cot. Alternatively, it seems that he had too many toys when he was young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Posts containing overly derogatory comments towards Thai have been removed. 7) Not to post slurs or degrading comments directed towards any group on the basis of race, nationality, religion, gender or sexual orientation. 8) Not to post extremely negative views of Thailand or derogatory comments directed towards all Thais. Other posts criticizing the news source rather than discussing the topic have been removed as well. You are right I know many in America who did this 70 years ago it worked for them LeRoy had it done and now it is 10 full inches I heard about this and that if you hang a heavy brick around your tadger then you can indeed have a penis like Leroy. I tied a heavy brick around mine two weeks ago and i'm half way there already as it's started turning black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lungmi Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) Penis enlargement? There are a lot of natural methods: 1. Massage (by a beautiful lady in preference) 2. Ginseng Tea for some weeks. 3. Remembering: Short and thick = Happiness of women.,Long and fine= Ladies pain. Line number 3 is only ever quoted by men with small penises ! But don't forget: men think there where women have a hole. The obsession concerning the little big man is part of our animal heritage. Edited September 19, 2013 by lungmi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Penis enlargement? There are a lot of natural methods: 1. Massage (by a beautiful lady in preference) 2. Ginseng Tea for some weeks. 3. Remembering: Short and thick = Happiness of women.,Long and fine= Ladies pain. Line number 3 is only ever quoted by men with small penises ! But don't forget: men think there where women have a hole. The obsession concerning the little big man is part of our animal heritage. Indeed, and how ironic we spend 9 mths trying to get out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 my penis enlarged reading this thread - should I be worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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