This not meant to be crass..

[FangFerang]

I have a good Thai woman, kind and gentle and sweet to me. But she has NEVER farted...awake or asleep. Am I imaging things? Anyone else notice this?

[mjj]

Isn't that unhealthy? Tell her to relax and trump.

[chuckd]

She is doing her part to support man (or woman) made global warming by not releasing methane gas into the atmosphere.

My wife tries but sometimes when she thinks I am asleep, she will let a little one sneak out.

It's those silent ones that are the deadly ones.

[CharlieH]

Give it time she will! My wife has no problem releasing ( not in company), usually followed by a little giggle!

[impulse]

Did you meet her in Stepford?

Have you taken her to Stepford since you met her?

[Dr Robert]

Thai women can't fart (dtot). An order from a15th century leader from Isaan, Khun Men, who had a sensitive sense of smell decreed that all farting girl infants would be dashed upon the rocks, thus beginning the evolution of women into a fartless society. It took nearly 200 years before the fart free woman became the norm. So Thai women can no longer break wind, cut one, cut the cheese, pass gas, rip one, toot. The anal ahem, back door breeze, blowing the butt bugle, bottom burp is long gone.

The female fart is dead, long live the fart.

[beachproperty]

Sorry don't know your wife and haven't been around her...so I don't know if she farts or not...Is that a problem, though?

[Tywais]

Just when I thought TV was running out of new material.

[wayned]

My wife farted the other day when she was lighting the gas cooker in the gazebo. I heard a loud bang and eventually had to get the ladder to get her down from the tree and sweep up the dead bugs all over the floor!

[slapout]

I agree Tywais, "it may have mentioned in passing", but as some have noted, everyday is a new day somewhere.

[impulse]

Just when I thought TV was running out of new material.

I'm pretty sure this thread is proof positive that TV has run out of new material.

[Loptr]

Thai women fart, you just can't tell because it comes out of their ears, not their arse.

[chickenslegs]

I have a good Thai woman, kind and gentle and sweet to me. But she has NEVER farted...awake or asleep. Am I imaging things? Anyone else notice this?

One day she will release all that pent up gas and let rip. It will be heard all across the Kingdom.

[rct99q]

farting costs you extra...

[kikoman]

My wife has never heard me fart, as I hold it and go into the rest room to released it. Just my way and works for me.

Cheers:

[mca]

Just when I thought TV was running out of new material.

Don't worry mate I've got a shitload I'm keeping in reserve.What do you fancy, " My Thai neighbour smells of Gorgonzola and has stolen my washing line", "What's the correct spark plug gap for a 1999 Honda Wave and does it need a visa?" or " The police came to my house the other day and demanded to see my work permit for my collection of Perry Como records - what should I do?"

[cpofc]

It's a poor seaman wot cannot handle his shipmate's breath. - CPOGI Derek Berry Circa 1979.

never let a new and original topic go to waste....... this first reared its ugly head on the web a few years ago... get some tissues ready before you play the vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_U5f8k5V1U

[ChrisB87]

Mine farts about twice a week.

[ToddWeston]

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it .....

Do beans on toast for breaky and run.

[crazygreg44]

i took over her share in farting , long ago. The today's onions and peas in my Khao Pad have helped along

[Songhua]

When there are only two of you in the room and you ask 'did you do that?' and she says 'no', one of you is not being completely honest.

[sustento]

[cpofc]

and since I am now an old bloke, some of you whipper snappers may not have seen this - Arguably the most famous Fart Scene of all time. Mel Brooks' 1974 Movie 'Blazing Saddles'

Had my wife rolling around the floor when she saw it. No real need for Sub-Titles either,

[somchaismith]

A woman who doesn't fart with her husband, is holding something back and not being totally honest.

[JoeThePoster]

It's always the dog, never the lady.

[Songhua]

It's always the dog, never the lady.

'It was the dog, tirak'

'I've told you before honey, we don't own a dog'

[Gulfsailor]

Sounds like she is not fully confident around you (yet). They say it takes on average a month before a woman will show her face without make-up to a new boyfriend (providing she normally always wears it). Farting may take a bit longer, whereas pooping with the door open or hubby in the bathroom with her, takes even longer.

My girlfriend and I passed all above stages a long time ago. The best conversations actually take place when she's pooping. Prevents her from walking of and ignoring me!