Ear, Ear!

[A. BOOZER]

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the

lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive

young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing

a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation

with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she

had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to

maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on

his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone

coming."

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned

against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nud_e,

she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be

your ears!"

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these

breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My

butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere!

How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you

heard someone coming? That was me."

Edited May 1, 2006 by A. BOOZER