Kirbicus Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Well, This is lighthearted. Please don't go posting about you need a work permit to do that 555 My worst couple of jobs that I have to are (only occasionally) 1) Remove the garbage bag and clean out the kitchen garbage bins if a hot spell came on suddenly and your garbage bags and bins are teaming with maggots. As well as clean the kitchen floor of escaped maggots ( they are hard to sweep up , they stick to the damn floor) (the kitchen is part of a business and we do have a worker that usually takes care of the garbage bags) Some times if she's away, I have to do it especially if we have had a maggot attack! 2) If our dog a long haired chihuahua does his business out side and he comes in all squishy and runny so to speak. I have to wipe my dogs ass thoroughly on the occasion. (only if I am near by or up in the kitchen at the time). So yes I admit I do wipe my dogs ass from time to time. You know that Tinglish expression "Love me, love my dog" Our dog is my first dog ever. Never in my life I have had to do such a thing, had cats and fish back in Oz. Kirbicus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachproperty Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) Can't top the "wiping the dog's ass".....so nothing to post....but don't dogs wipe their own asses by scraping their butt on the ground while pulling themselves with their front two paws.....Oh well..... Edited November 24, 2013 by beachproperty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedghog Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 What a hygienic kitchen???? Maggots on the floor,along with runny dog sh:-) t. Hope your business isn't food related. I have to take the empty wine bottles out side. Does that count. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Put my golf clubs on the back of the truck. Too heavy for the mere-baan to lift. She can drag them off when I get home though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) All of it. Sick of it. Endlessly cleaning up after the kids. I need a housekeeper. This whole ordeal has put me in touch with my feminine side. I understand why women get so pissed off. Edited November 24, 2013 by MJP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyDrinker Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 trying to get shot of one of my major Sunday morning monster crunches if its too big to flush away..... She just shouts at me until its gone down the U bend.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Cleaning out the guttering. I don't like heights and the pidgeon shit just adds even more fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Sweeping up other people's rubbish outside our house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Getting out of bed, sometimes its really hard, so I just lie there another hour and then its not so bad. As for dogs, I have 3 and not one would dare cross the threshold ! They belong outside like other animals, sorry ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirbicus Posted November 24, 2013 Author Share Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) Awesome jobs peoples Yes only occasionally for the maggots about 3 times over a few years I've had to do it. You have a cold snap for some time than it heats up for a few days, an ugly sight. Only if the worker is away that particular day. Loved the dog on the grass pic but our dog no although he does leave a brown streak on the floor tiling from time to time Thank Christ we do not have white shag carpet. Judging from the above photo I think our little chihuahua couldn't do that with such small legs and head (brain). Yes Of Course Come to Thailand meet and marry a Thai lass and wipe your dog's ass Kirbicus Edited November 24, 2013 by Kirbicus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Actually, sometime in the near future ... I was going to start almost the same thread. So ... to the OP ... Do I have the permission to post a fairly detailed thread with a few photos and a couple of YouTubes for evidence? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Water Buffalo Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Washing the dishes after the missus has used the sink as her rubbish bin and food disposal place. And always with the sponge in the Som Tum! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) Actually ,i hate gardening ,and cleaning and washing up ,oh i dont like ironing ,or putting stuff away ,we dont have animals ,so thats a godsend ,i didnt used to like changing nappys and doing anything physical come to think of it i like being busy doing nothing does that count? ps i dont mind shopping ,as long as i dont have to push the trolly. Edited November 24, 2013 by i claudius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NancyL Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Well, OK here goes. Back in the old US of A, we put the clumps of used kitty litter into the toilet. Somehow there was enough water pressure that it disappeared and we didn't worry about it. Now, here in Chiang Mai the toilet becomes clogged if someone forgets and puts two little pieces of toilet paper in it. Clumps of used kitty litter -- no way. OK, so it's bad enough to have used TP in the bathroom trash, but we have to deal with clumps of used kitty litter, too. A couple months ago, the condo mgr announce that we could no longer put used kitty litter into trash sacks that are tossed down the trash chutes (gee, I wonder what happens to a trash sack full of used kitty litter after it falls 17 stories? I guess it wasn't pretty) So now, we have to collect the used kitty litter in a separate trash container that only gets emptied about once a week, after Hubby gets nagged enough because now we're suppose to take it to the "trash room" on the first floor, open a really gross-looking rolling door and put the sack with the used kitty litter into a disgusting large plastic waste can. I guess Hubby actually has the "Worse Job" but my job of nagging him to do it isn't much fun either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dararasmi Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Pointing out to the staff the error of their ways. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youbloodybeauty Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 (edited) Clean the bathroom. Lots of crappy chemical in purple bottles (what the hell is that?) here but useless compared to liquid bleach. ...problem is the bleach gets my asthma going but rather hold my breath and use bleach then use the other useless stuff sold. Edited November 24, 2013 by Youbloodybeauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasun Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Nappies, daylight second. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 All of it. Sick of it. Endlessly cleaning up after the kids. I need a housekeeper. This whole ordeal has put me in touch with my feminine side. I understand why women get so pissed off. And you have to shave too, it's just so unfair (joke) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remobb Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Constantly cleaning dog poo from outside my house in the soi from dogs of other owners. I don't have any dogs. Also constantly picking up the garbage that the dogs rummage from the bins and spread all over the soi. Thinking of getting a BB gun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted November 24, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2013 Pointing out to the staff the error of their ways. Lets leave the Mrs out of this................ ........................ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 All of it. Sick of it. Endlessly cleaning up after the kids. I need a housekeeper. This whole ordeal has put me in touch with my feminine side. I understand why women get so pissed off. And you have to shave too, it's just so unfair (joke) Shaving is a rare treat in comparison. Tomorrow is kitchen ceiling re-fit day with full redecoration. This includes the dreaded fridge clean out. TEPCO are using my fridge decontamination method statement and risk assessment for the Fukushima remediation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recycler Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 When I was 16 years old I had a holiday job in a hospital cleaning beds where people died in, bedpans and cleaning in the autopsy lab. It paid well and ever since you can't piss me off with any dirt at all! In my case it was me who came home with 2 dogs and a cat as I think it's good for the kids to get acquainted with some dirt and bacteria in the over-hygienic Thai household....but the boss is not very happy with them, so I have to take care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garry Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Helping decant 12 month matured stinky fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lineofentry Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Banging the wife, but it just something you've got to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Lemme see here...Worst Job around the abode? Hmmmmmmm Had to dig up & replace the broken pipe to the septic tank once. That was a fairly shitty job. Other than that....nah...nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 first: a chihuahua is not a dog its an insultment for this race. second: if you didn't had to kiss his ar$e - don't worry, be happy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Ooooooop's, sorry. thought you meant commode... ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apetley Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Banging the wife, but it just something you've got to do. Can't you arrange for a stunt double? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Greeting my mother in law with a gritted teeth "smile". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 The worst job that Dudley Moore ever had was picking lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's rear end. ( A wonderful irreverent sketch with Peter Cook). I've been in retirement now for yonks so I only do those things that please me. The horror of fighting off the attentions and demands of Jill St. John, Juliet Prowse, Nicole Kidman and many others is now but a distant and fading nightmare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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