May 12, 200620 yr >> > Once upon a time, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > in a land far away, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > a beautiful, independent, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > self-assured princess >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > happened upon a frog as she sat, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > contemplating ecological issues >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > on the shores of an unpolluted pond >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > in a verdant meadow near her castle. >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > The frog hopped into the princess' lap >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and said: " Elegant Lady, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > I was once a handsome prince, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > >> > >> > One kiss from you, however, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and I will turn back >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > into the dapper, young prince that I am >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and then, my sweet, we can marry >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and set up housekeeping in your castle> >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > with my mother, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > where you can prepare my meals, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > clean my clothes, bear my children, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and forever >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > feel grateful and happy doing so. " >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > That night, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > as the princess dined sumptuously >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > on lightly sauteed frog legs >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > seasoned in a white wine >> > >> > ~~~~~~~ >> > >> > and onion cream sauce, >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > she chuckled and thought to herself: >> > >> > ~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > I don't f ' ing think so.
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