Osama Bin Laden And The Genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a

bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile

said,?Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!?Don't you know who I

am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything!" barked Bin

Laden.

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I

shall be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence

of the woman.?Finally he said, "Very well. I want to awaken in the

morning with three American women in my bed.?So just do it and be

off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it," and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena

Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no

insurance.