Two Priests

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real

Vacation by not wearing anything that would

Identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane

Landed they headed for a store and bought

Outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,

Sunglasses, etc.

Next morning they went to the beach, dressed

In their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a

Drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop

Dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini

Came walking straight towards them. They couldn't

Help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she

Smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good

Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of

Them, then she moved on.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she

Know they were priests?

Next day they went back to the store and bought

Even more outrageous outfits. These outfits were

So loud you could HEAR them before you saw them.

Once again, the two priests settled on the beach

In their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,

Wearing a string bikini, taking her sweet time,

Came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at

Each of them and said, "Good morning Fathers,"

And started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer

And said, "Just a minute young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We ARE priests, and proud of it, I'll have you

Know. But how in the world did you KNOW we

Are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father," she replied sweetly, "it's me, Sister

Mary Frances!!!!

A classic!!!