Two guys are sittin' in a boat fishing and suckin' down beer when all of a sudden James says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Earl calmly sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that

are hard to find."

An obvious ending, but made me laugh!

A husband comes home from church.

He greets his wife by lifting her up and carrying her around the house.

The wife is surprised and asks, "Did the pastor preach about being romantic this morning?"

"Na, he said, 'We all must carry our burdens and sorrows'."