BWPattaya Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Well. I have to say that this thread has given me some laughs. Well done everyone (nearly everyone!) I knew a bloke once who admitted to sex with a cow in his youth. Many of us, with hindsight, were once married to one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Cows, llamas, chickens, what's next? Elephants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Pigs Sent from my LG-P970 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudcrab Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours. BTW, how do they know it was rape? I think the story was about a man getting bludgeoned to death. If it was a farang all the serial RIPpers would be shredding their nighties by now. But it wasn't it, was a Thai man. So we can all be justified in making jokes. Maybe he was beaten to death for another reason. Didn't that occur to all you wannabe comedians? The cow story is just that? Stop being so PC for five minuets,the headline screamed out for jokes. The man is dead, he can't be insulted and the cow has probably hooved it by now. Maybe he was killed for another reason,so what,did you know him? let him rest in peace he has gone to greener pastures. No problem, just don't go all RIP when the next Pattaya balcony jumper, or some <deleted> who can't ride a motorbike does his final act and leaves this mortal coil. Hey he/she's dead anyway!!! Edited March 30, 2014 by Mudcrab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! They use a step or platform.In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens. What with step or platform, hell they must be high flyers.---with a CAPON as it was raining at the time. OR maybe they were on HIGHER PURCHASE. Edited March 30, 2014 by ginjag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawker9000 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Somewhere it must be April 1st... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Mondo Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Great Posts! Haven't laughed as much in years! Bravo Posters! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCer Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) The murderer can get let off this time. Jealousy - 'crime of passion'. But only if the Judge is French. Edited March 30, 2014 by ABCer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! They use a step or platform.In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens. Do they use Paxo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 mikemac I just noticed your avatar. Are you hiding something from us? I adopted that avatar back when the white mask craze was in full swing, nothing sexual about it I can assure you. You know, this whole sordid affair with the horny farmer and the cow would have been avoided if the cow was armed, like the cows in this video, "Cows with guns" - Only joking my friend. Same with my avatar of a .357 magnum. I don't go around shooting people. .44............. It does appear to be a .44 due to the angle of the photo. It is a Smith & Wesson model 686 with a six inch barrel. It will fire either .357 magnum or 38 special cartriges. I have the same weapon in my collection back in the States. I looked into bringing it here but decided not to after finding out what was involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggold Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! Ask the saudi's how they mount a camel must be pretty close to 7 feet for a camel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggold Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female Grew up in the city, did you? Under a rock? Or, were you educated in Thailand? I dare say if he pulls the wrong udder he will know pretty soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianf Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Did the cow live in a Moo Barn? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Latest news in: The cow is divorcing the double penetrator/murderer. She is apparently suing for half the barn and the combined harvester, plus loss of milking earnings throughout the time of stress. She has also decided to remove her heifer from private schooling, and is demanding asylum in Dubai. Ouch! Edited March 30, 2014 by Why ask 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggold Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. Yes indeed! And not a single word about fascists, thugs, politicians corruption or shirt colours.. This has been eye opening. Let's have a cow for Prime Minister and turn Government House into a moo baan. Actually you have apoint, was he a red shirt? was the cow a yellow shirt was this politically motivated? will the DSI investigate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggold Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Latest news in: The cow is divorcing the double penetrator/murderer. She is apparently suing for half the barn and the combined harvester, plus loss of milking earnings throughout the time of stress. The owner should be done for pimping!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. Yes indeed! And not a single word about fascists, thugs, politicians corruption or shirt colours.. This has been eye opening. Let's have a cow for Prime Minister and turn Government House into a moo baan. Actually you have apoint, was he a red shirt? was the cow a yellow shirt was this politically motivated? will the DSI investigate? Maybe it was Churnerm after a few bevvies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Should I cry or laugh about this one? Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder. Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud? Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow? I'm lost. Have you seen a bull's tool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! They use a step or platform.In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens. Surely you jest. I know the rice whiskey makes some of these guys crazy but......... Oh and by the way old boy, just what were you doing in the presence of guys copulating with a chicken?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Did the cow live in a Moo Barn?Not sure. It must be a decent sized house though - according to the article she was in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugg Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere: I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor. <deleted> is on that cows head ? headphones ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! They use a step or platform.In isaan I have seen thai men doing it with chickens. Surely you jest. I know the rice whiskey makes some of these guys crazy but......... Oh and by the way old boy, just what were you doing in the presence of guys copulating with a chicken?????????? He was looking for a stunning chicken, of course! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I gave up after I could not run fast enough any more to get the good looking one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggold Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. Yes indeed! And not a single word about fascists, thugs, politicians corruption or shirt colours.. This has been eye opening. Let's have a cow for Prime Minister and turn Government House into a moo baan. Actually you have apoint, was he a red shirt? was the cow a yellow shirt was this politically motivated? will the DSI investigate? Maybe it was Churnerm after a few bevvies? Do you think he was looking for a protien injection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why ask Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Actually you have apoint, was he a red shirt? was the cow a yellow shirt was this politically motivated? will the DSI investigate? Maybe it was Churnerm after a few bevvies? Do you think he was looking for a protien injection? Alledgedly, Churnerm was asked to harden up his mount against the animals protesting and making noises. He thought amoo was a whistle in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianP Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 All the VD's of the world came from human and animal sex. Bestiality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Mondo Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) – must be contacted about this atrocity. After all – Rape is Rape! In the Philippines, Rape carries a Death Sentence. What if this poor Cow was raped in the Philippines? I dare say, the consequences would be to severe to contemplate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 All the VD's of the world came from human and animal sex. Bestiality. Says the guy fondling the lizard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 The murderer is going to need to beef up his defence, if he is to get a lighter sentence. Will this be classed as a crime of passion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyL Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 [...] Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof! Thai French Beef that needed some tender loving care? The murderer can get let off this time. Jealousy - 'crime of passion'. But only if the Judge is French. What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities... Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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