How come no matter what color shirt you wear, the lint in your navel is always blue?

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and if one vomits there always seems to be some carrot content whether you have eaten carrot or not

I don't know about the navel lint except that perhaps its because blue is the color used by the Navy but the carrots are definitely from being eaten in a previous life

that is a well documented scientific fact...

Surely blue navel lint is only for Royalty. Us commoners are supposed to have red or something.

Nope, just checked. Mine is definitely blue.

Maybe they called it naval lint and someone misspelt it later?

mmm...

i say

change the dye material

make it pink

then you get a romantic naval...

Surely blue navel lint is only for Royalty. Us commoners are supposed to have red or something.

That's the bloody carrot.

head to google...

some bloke in australia did his phd on bellybutton fluff..

head to google...

some bloke in australia did his phd on bellybutton fluff..

Oh my God...I've been found out