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It was 01:00 and I was asleep in bed when the handphone rang. A voice with a very distinctive accent was heard to say "I can't darling, my wife is in the hotel". He's extremely lucky that I was the previous one he called rather than have to explain that one to his wife.

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Excuse the vulgarity but I could never get used to being in a compromising situation/position with a young filly, she would get a call on her mobile phone and have an in depth conversation ( usually about a money transfer from Germany/UK/USA) with some other punter, then hand me the phone to translate a few words to the hapless chap.

It must have cost him more for the phonecall than I was parting with ( If anything)

What will they do when Videophones become commonplace?

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Excuse the vulgarity but I could never get used to being in a compromising situation/position with a young filly, she would get a call on her mobile phone and have an in depth conversation ( usually about a money transfer from Germany/UK/USA) with some other punter, then hand me the phone to translate a few words to the hapless chap.

It must have cost him more for the phonecall than I was parting with ( If anything)

What will they do when Videophones become commonplace?

:o

They are clever...a way will be shown ( a bit like religion really....have faith :D )

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