Cowboy In Texas

Cowboy in Texas

A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for

speeding.The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about

his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight

around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

Finally,

the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was

doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing

around his head. The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem

with circle flies?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and

said, "well yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never

heard of no circle flies." "Well, sir," the cowboy replies,

"circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies

because they're almost always found

circling around the back

end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to

writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says,

"Are you callin' me a horse's ass?" "No, sir," the cowboy

replies, "I have too much respect for law enforcement to call

y'all a horse's ass." "That's a good thing," the trooper

says and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long

pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,

"Hard to fool them flies

though."