My worst Thai moments, why it's dangerous to upset thai girls (with video) and 3rd degree burns

[kensai187]

First post here (browsing since I came out to thailand though) so I thought I'd make it a good one and share the two worst experiences of my 1.5 years in Thailand .

1. So this is what happened to my old house after I upset a thai girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elsJoZruBkk

The story. I was really into this girl, amazing english and smoking hot. I was seeing her for about a week and we got on great, not a bar girl, but her work was really upsetting her, she quit, and said she was going home and might not come back. So I text/called multiple times over the next couples of weeks and she ignored me for two weeks straight. So one night I was out and met another girl (bar girl sadly...sigh), took her back to my house and the first girl turns up at 4am on a bike out of nowhere and goes crazy seeing me with the new girl. She throws a glass bottle at my head (quick reflexes thankfully), slapped me round the ear so hard she nearly popped my ear drum (bleeding inside for a week could barely hear) then turns on the other girl so I had to shield her and we go inside and lock the doors.

My memory gets hazy at this point as I'd done a visa run that day with enough sleeping tablets to make it go in the blink of eye, followed by samgsom buckets all evening, but the next thing I remember is coming out of my room and the house is like this. Comically I called the girl afterwards, met her/talked to her and stayed in a hotel with her for a night but (obviously) things ended there. Cost me 70,000 baht in repairs but thought that it wasn't worth not pressing charges and getting angry thais coming to my house.

2. The drunken motorbike crash. Follows on from 1., I was so pissed off with the whole situation and losing a girl I was really into that one night a few days later I drank several sangsom buckets to myself and that's all I remember until about 5am turning up at a friends house with a swollen face, missing wallet/phone and this:



Apparently I'd asked my friend for the motorbike keys and he gave them to me... said I didn't seem too drunk . There is a nice slow/easy way home from where I was but for an unknown reason I went the main roads way and a 4-2 lane merge got the better of me and I came off on the other side of the road. I was very very lucky I came off into grass, and no oncoming cars were in the way, but I was unconscious under the exhaust for what looks like a good few minutes . I actually didn't even know what happened from being black-out drunk and my friends thought I'd been mugged at first, as I didn't have my wallet or phone either, so the next day we went to the police station to report it and thankfully they said we had to go into the city for such a serious crime. So we went to the motorbike place next, where they then told me someone has returned my bike, and my wallet (minus the money), and half my phone (just the top cover...lol). Fine for repairs was only 2000 baht, so other than 3 months of recovery, 1 month of which was the worst and most constant pain I hope ever to experience I got off pretty light to be honest.

Well there you have it, the worst expeirences I've had in my time out here. The more minor ones have almost all included Sangsom buckets so I've given those up and am about 5 months retard-moment free now!!!

So what are your worst moments?

[krisb]

Umm..ahhh...nothing that bad.

Btw, much better quality brick than what's available up our way.

Edited April 26, 2014 by krisb

[Mossfinn]

Parthian Shot--- ' Wake Up' -

'what the heck has happened?'

Party gone wrong I'd say

[Pralaad]

Just to confirm , you were upset about loosing the girl who trashed the house, almost made you deaf and ignored you prior to that??

[robblok]

So you blame a girl for you being an idiot and driving drunk..

[forumuser10]

Yet another idiot foreigner.

Just a matter of time before Thais are gonna stop smiling at us, and tell us to <deleted> off instead

[Cosmo88]

Thailand should have stricter immigration laws.

[Pralaad]

Yet another idiot foreigner.

Just a matter of time before Thais are gonna stop smiling at us, and tell us to <deleted> off instead

If you spoke Thai , you would have known that thai's have been telling us to f O for long time but with a smile

[Skint]

To be fair he has posted a vid and a pic of gammy leg, but where are the pics of the tilac?

Tilac pics= Give

[Pralaad]

Go back to your home country. We don't really need you here.

In case you struggle to read, OP did clearly say he was back home.

But do clarify who is we? and who made you the spokesperson for us?

And unless you have some kind of trademark on who can or who can not come to Thailand, please refrain from making silly statements

[krisb]

So you blame a girl for you being an idiot and driving drunk..

Maybe it was huuuge beer glasses

[h90]

So your girlfriend was angry because you f.... a bargirl and made some minor damage on the house. You drove drunk and hurt yourself and blame the poor girl.

[Pralaad]

So your girlfriend was angry because you f.... a bargirl and made some minor damage on the house. You drove drunk and hurt yourself and blame the poor girl.

I think its only fair to be fair to OP.

He did say he was only seeing her for a week or so before she went MIA and ignored him.

He also did not blame the girl, but said he was upset loosing her and this is why he got drunk.

Personally i think the girl was a nut case and even if he was with her but cheated, trashing the house is simply insane

[robblok]

So you blame a girl for you being an idiot and driving drunk..

Maybe it was huuuge beer glasses

Hahaha yes.. I have no problem with ppl getting drunk.. you seen me.. just drunk driving

[Spaniel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

[dutchisaan]

Maby you should change the name of the thread to;

I'm a stupid drunk driver and have a video to proof it.

Sent from my iPad using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Edited April 26, 2014 by dutchisaan

[Thakkar]

OP, I'm incredulous. You claim to actually have a friend??

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[Soutpeel]

Go back to your home country. We don't really need you here.

Who is we ? If your a thai national then your well entitled to your opinion, its your countrynIf you are a self righteous farang living here, what gives you the right to say who can and can't be here

[Soutpeel]

So your girlfriend was angry because you f.... a bargirl and made some minor damage on the house. You drove drunk and hurt yourself and blame the poor girl.

If he was a real Romeo, he would have ended up in the sack with both of them at the same time

[WitawatWatawit]

So you blame a girl for you being an idiot and driving drunk..

Maybe it was huuuge beer glasses

Hahaha yes.. I have no problem with ppl getting drunk.. you seen me.. just drunk driving

Yeah, you lose your sense of direction. You can believe this or not, but I did see you go left and then walk back the right way a few minutes later. I was going to say something, but was pissing myself laughing. Honest.

[Soutpeel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

Why ?...if you want to jerk off to something just download some porn off the internet

[robblok]

So you blame a girl for you being an idiot and driving drunk..

Maybe it was huuuge beer glasses

Hahaha yes.. I have no problem with ppl getting drunk.. you seen me.. just drunk driving

Yeah, you lose your sense of direction. You can believe this or not, but I did see you go left and then walk back the right way a few minutes later. I was going to say something, but was pissing myself laughing. Honest.

And so you should.. god what a stupid thing to do.. but my sense of directions is bad when im sober .. you seen how bad when drunk.

[watcharacters]

Go back to your home country. We don't really need you here.

In case you struggle to read, OP did clearly say he was back home.

But do clarify who is we? and who made you the spokesperson for us?

And unless you have some kind of trademark on who can or who can not come to Thailand, please refrain from making silly statements

..

Forgive him as he's just following the T.V. Bible and method

[watcharacters]

@

kensai187

I gave you the first thumbs up for your www.youtube.com video simply because you provide some validity to your claim. Many, if not most members on T.V. make claims backed up with pure unadulterated BS.

Hope things get sorted out OK for you.

Edit: a spelling error

Edited April 26, 2014 by watcharacters

[Spaniel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

Why ?...if you want to jerk off to something just download some porn off the internet

Wow! What a reply. No, I wasn't interested in "jerking off" as you put it. I guess only a loser like you would suggest something like that. Just thought it would be interesting to see what kind of poo-ying could cause all that damage.

[art vandelay]

i'm not sure the girl did that to your house because she's thai. mentally fragile, potentially psychologically unbalanced, unable to react and respond in a proportional way, not able to behave in a socially acceptable way... the poor girl clearly has medical issues beyond simply being thai.

[Soutpeel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

Why ?...if you want to jerk off to something just download some porn off the internet

Wow! What a reply. No, I wasn't interested in "jerking off" as you put it. I guess only a loser like you would suggest something like that. Just thought it would be interesting to see what kind of poo-ying could cause all that damage.

WoW no sense of humour, BTW using the word poo-ying doesn't make one more at one with their thainess dear boy

[Soutpeel]

i'm not sure the girl did that to your house because she's thai. mentally fragile, potentially psychologically unbalanced, unable to react and respond in a proportional way, not able to behave in a socially acceptable way... the poor girl clearly has medical issues beyond simply being thai.

Yeap if it was a real thai girl she would have fed your gentleman's bits to the ducks

[Spaniel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

Why ?...if you want to jerk off to something just download some porn off the internet

Wow! What a reply. No, I wasn't interested in "jerking off" as you put it. I guess only a loser like you would suggest something like that. Just thought it would be interesting to see what kind of poo-ying could cause all that damage.

WoW no sense of humour, BTW using the word poo-ying doesn't make one more at one with their thainess dear boy

Grow up sonny boy.

[Soutpeel]

Yea, a few pics of the girlfriend would help.

Why ?...if you want to jerk off to something just download some porn off the internet

Wow! What a reply. No, I wasn't interested in "jerking off" as you put it. I guess only a loser like you would suggest something like that. Just thought it would be interesting to see what kind of poo-ying could cause all that damage.

WoW no sense of humour, BTW using the word poo-ying doesn't make one more at one with their thainess dear boy

Grow up sonny boy.

Why should I ?