John1thru10 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) Stock up on flowers for all the selfies you'll be taking posing next to the troops while you push a flower in their gun I heard it named many things ... 'play hide the sausage' comes to mind. But never have it heard it called ... 'push a flower in their gun'. You learn something new here on Thai Visa each and every day ... So tacky, and so unintelligent, so many posters here. Just sit there referencing your body parts all day, in any situation. That shows how far your perception has ever extended before. You can't even imagine thinking about something else, can you. Edited May 20, 2014 by John1thru10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noahvail Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 (edited) I just got back from a 150km round trip to Udon Thani, Mrs Vail and I needed to do some shopping. We went through 9 police checkpoints and never got stopped. It was the usual thing, one checkpoint did all bikes, another did all heavy trucks, another for lapsed registrations. By the time we headed home, they had all disappeared. I asked the shop clerks at several stores what the martial law meant to them...mai bpen rai, just another day at work. Everyone today seemed more relaxed and helpful than usual. Go figure. edit for spelling Edited May 20, 2014 by noahvail 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The last time the only thing the Army did was restrict Vehicles going North /South after 8.0 P.M..They let me go, and all valid road users, with great politeness , but stopped Red Shirts Trucks..and anything unusual. Seems this topic has turned into a Lefty Ferang Bile Letting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishJohn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 If you see any soldiers, don't worry about the cannon fodder : keep your eye on the older experienced looking guys at the edges. They will be the ones who actually have ammunition in their rifles. The main result of this is that we can expect fewer random M79 and drive-by attacks : those cowards will crawl back into their holes if they think someone might shoot back. Apart from that it will be business as usual : I will feel safer in Bangkok than I did when the BIB were taking care of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudcrab Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Stock up on flowers for all the selfies you'll be taking posing next to the troops while you push a flower in their gun I heard it named many things ... 'play hide the sausage' comes to mind. But never have it heard it called ... 'push a flower in their gun'. You learn something new here on Thai Visa each and every day ... So tacky, and so unintelligent, so many posters here. Just sit there referencing your body parts all day, in any situation. That shows how far your perception has ever extended before. You can't even imagine thinking about something else, can you. Stick around the fart jokes will start soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 A " bum gun" is a gun that does not work, is unserviceable or a fake, like a " bum rap". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Possibly less "Tea-money" road blocks by Thai police... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtsabai Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 ggt, nope, read a post by noahvail, also mine. They were out earlier collecting the money for their mia noi's...lol. Nothing changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Flint Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 last time martial law, there was a curfew that wasn't enforced. Everything else was normal. Probably the last 17 too, since 1932, anyone remember it hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razer Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Bum guns have been banned...apparently. Damn! The Bum Gun? ... I just bought a new high powered model, German made. Do ya think they will be going door to door searching for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Corrigan Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 last time martial law, there was a curfew that wasn't enforced. Everything else was normal. The Thais still need to make money on bar fines. No chance of a curfew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaii69 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Lumpini park will still be a party with beer, broads, bands and now....bullets. Rock on! Oh, and those pesky travel arrangements that you worry about.....remember the phrase 'force majeur' to get out of them successfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallGuyJohninBKK Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 No curfews (yet). Keep away from the hot spots, if your car is damaged in a clash/military action: no compensation. You live in Bangkok? Today some intersections are blocked/heavy jams. Some BTS stations jam packed. Today I would avoid unnecessary travel. I was out and around in central BKK this afternoon. Didn't notice anything different/unusual on the BTS Sukhumvit and Silom lines or their stations when I rode them mid-afternoon. Likewise, stopped by Makro to do some shopping and the store was pretty quiet... as you'd normally expect on a weekday mid-afternoon. No one was there rushing to hoard supplies. By and large, people seemed to be going about their normal business in a normal way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillyflower Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I want to know what a bum gun is too....... Trainman.....no it's not what is for dinner to-night........it's the 7/11 is shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIWIBATCH Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 My Thai work mates are not even talking about it at the office today. It is a non issue for them. It is more an issue for foreigners like myself who have never had a situation in our home country such as this. Yes but do they even know? I work alongside 8 thai teachers in a teachers room at our school.....all competent and able to speak and understand english This morning 10am I asked them as a group what did they think about the military coup/ imposing of martial law etc. Answer.......What military coup/martial law? Conversation then drifted along...and the Yingluck name came up......5 of them weren't aware she was no longer the PM No BS...this is exactly how the conversation went along. I think the "average Thai person"......is probably so overloaded with what has been going on over the past 6 months politically that they have simply switched off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 But ... what is a bum gun? It's that handy little water fountain on a hose next to the toilet. And possibly the best invention since food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 No curfews (yet). Keep away from the hot spots, if your car is damaged in a clash/military action: no compensation. You live in Bangkok? Today some intersections are blocked/heavy jams. Some BTS stations jam packed. Today I would avoid unnecessary travel. Outside of Bangkok: no problems reported yet. Here the villagers did not even notice in the morning. TV is on in the evening only In my opinion no need to panic (yet). It all depends whether the rival groups will keep their mind. If the reds would march to Bangkok? I'd better be off. I don't think you will see any civil war unless one of the two sides outnumber the other by about six to one, and even if that happened, it wouldn't last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 But ... what is a bum gun? A gun you put up your bum but don't pull the trigger too hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'll go and hand in my bum gun 'cos it leaks and i need a new one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 But ... what is a bum gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hands22 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Whatever you do.... just... Keep Calm and Carry On. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjunadawn Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Some pretty good tips here. I would just like to add some context about grave threats. I, like a bunch of folks on TV, have been in some really bad places over the past ten years. Wanna know what I [we] generally perceive as a very grave threat? Large groups of protestors! That's right; protestors are a greater threat then people holed up with weapons! You cannot predict what a large group will do. You cannot shoot at them (assuming that was an issue), you cannot beat them up, run them over, or hit them with garbage can. If there are agitators in the group the dynamic can change quickly, and violently. You can not use your vehicle forcefully to get away- or save yourself; you cannot run, you cannot hide; you only get swept up, swamped, or crushed. You cannot defend yourself, or others, and if there is another group merging, it can be catastrophic for the unaware. If the group is in the middle of demonizing "other" being farang could get you in more serious trouble even if that was not the group's specific focus. Groups always demonize "other," it motivates "us-ness" and provides the glue that binds the group cohort. Groups of any size, especially when moving, are to really be considered quite dangerous. There really are lots of statistics who were once people in the wrong place and the wrong time. I have attempted to remain as apolitical as the moderator suggested, and it was easy. Because this particular threat is not related to one polity or another. Please--- Do not sight see! Do not go witness history in the making. Do not go shoot some once in a lifetime photos. I am telling you, large angry groups can turn on a dime! Buy a whistle or flag online and watch the news! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John1thru10 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Some pretty good tips here. I would just like to add some context about grave threats. I, like a bunch of folks on TV, have been in some really bad places over the past ten years. Wanna know what I [we] generally perceive as a very grave threat? Large groups of protestors! That's right; protestors are a greater threat then people holed up with weapons! You cannot predict what a large group will do. You cannot shoot at them (assuming that was an issue), you cannot beat them up, run them over, or hit them with garbage can. If there are agitators in the group the dynamic can change quickly, and violently. You can not use your vehicle forcefully to get away- or save yourself; you cannot run, you cannot hide; you only get swept up, swamped, or crushed. You cannot defend yourself, or others, and if there is another group merging, it can be catastrophic for the unaware. If the group is in the middle of demonizing "other" being farang could get you in more serious trouble even if that was not the group's specific focus. Groups always demonize "other," it motivates "us-ness" and provides the glue that binds the group cohort. Groups of any size, especially when moving, are to really be considered quite dangerous. There really are lots of statistics who were once people in the wrong place and the wrong time. I have attempted to remain as apolitical as the moderator suggested, and it was easy. Because this particular threat is not related to one polity or another. Please--- Do not sight see! Do not go witness history in the making. Do not go shoot some once in a lifetime photos. I am telling you, large angry groups can turn on a dime! Buy a whistle or flag online and watch the news! So, not unlike the way the retirement crowd here operate on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John1thru10 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Some pretty good tips here. I would just like to add some context about grave threats. I, like a bunch of folks on TV, have been in some really bad places over the past ten years. Wanna know what I [we] generally perceive as a very grave threat? Large groups of protestors! That's right; protestors are a greater threat then people holed up with weapons! You cannot predict what a large group will do. You cannot shoot at them (assuming that was an issue), you cannot beat them up, run them over, or hit them with garbage can. If there are agitators in the group the dynamic can change quickly, and violently. You can not use your vehicle forcefully to get away- or save yourself; you cannot run, you cannot hide; you only get swept up, swamped, or crushed. You cannot defend yourself, or others, and if there is another group merging, it can be catastrophic for the unaware. If the group is in the middle of demonizing "other" being farang could get you in more serious trouble even if that was not the group's specific focus. Groups always demonize "other," it motivates "us-ness" and provides the glue that binds the group cohort. Groups of any size, especially when moving, are to really be considered quite dangerous. There really are lots of statistics who were once people in the wrong place and the wrong time. I have attempted to remain as apolitical as the moderator suggested, and it was easy. Because this particular threat is not related to one polity or another. Please--- Do not sight see! Do not go witness history in the making. Do not go shoot some once in a lifetime photos. I am telling you, large angry groups can turn on a dime! Buy a whistle or flag online and watch the news! But seriously, you are totally succinct and correct about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 But ... what is a bum gun? U need to ask Mr Ben Dover, he as all the answers in that category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETERTHEEATER Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 But ... what is a bum gun? One that misfires when the trigger is squeezed........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillyflower Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Had to have laugh about the bum gun. I wouldn't mind one in my bathroom - but not for the same purpose. Seriously.......I watched Channel 2 on French TV at 13.00. Not a word about Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoneyboy Posted May 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2014 I have heard no masturbating allowed. What a load of Wank. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai at Heart Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Bum guns have been banned...apparently.OHHH NOOO..!!!!!!!! Not the Bum gun.... This is serious. The demise of Thailand's single best and only contribution to global matters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RisingSun Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The Martial Law, I think would only have significant effects on the political class who normally use the other uniformed tugs to get to high places with ease, as the presence of no-nonsense, metal helmet, heavier gun carriers and non-bribe taking uniformed men are now in control of most places. I think you are even safer now under Martial Law, if you should ask me... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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